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    Monday Night Football: The Night the Lights Went Out

    Wow, Candlestick Park's electrical system needs more duct tape. This is twice now, in the same game.
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    With some helmet lights and reflective tape on the uniforms, they could play in the dark. It might make the game more interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker View Post
    With some helmet lights and reflective tape on the uniforms, they could play in the dark. It might make the game more interesting.
    Lazer football?

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    Meh, this is California we're talking about...probably just some tree-huggers protesting all the resources they're using by running those high powered lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Could be worse... they could be living in Texas. Heck, I'd vandalize in protest of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post
    Meh, this is California we're talking about...probably just some tree-huggers protesting all the resources they're using by running those high powered lights.


    Could be worse... they could be living in Texas. Heck, I'd vandalize in protest of that.
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    Man, I'm a Niners fan, and even I'm surprised at how they're handling the Steelers. 20-3 now. They're actually scoring RED ZONE TDs for once. Whoa.

    Of course, it's not completely fair... Big Ben is not quite himself on that bum ankle. But still, he has made some impressive throws, especially to Heath Miller.

    Smartest thing Harbaugh has done is give Gore the ball more, especially in the red zone.

    Btw, the Niners punter, Lee, has been a MONSTER all game long, pinning the Steelers deep several times. A very underrated position in the NFL.
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    ps– Roethlisberger is getting clubbed like a baby harp seal now on most every play. Bam, boom, argggh.

    Mike Tomlin might wanna think of pulling him if the next Steeler drive doesn't pan out, he's already hurt enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Could be worse... they could be living in Texas. Heck, I'd vandalize in protest of that.
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    Oh Yeah?! Well like Gov Perry says..."there are 3 three reasons I'd rather live in Texas:
    1. It's bigger!
    2. It's better!
    3. ummm....lemme see...uh..what was it again?
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    Roethlisberger is getting beaten to death back there. But then again, so are his receivers. There have been a lot of HARD hits in coverage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    ps– Roethlisberger is getting clubbed like a baby harp seal now on most every play. Bam, boom, argggh.
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    I'm a 9ers fan just for tonight...I'll cheer for any team that pummels rape-lisberger around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post
    Oh Yeah?! Well like Gov Perry says..."there are 3 three reasons I'd rather live in Texas:
    1. It's bigger!
    2. It's better!
    3. ummm....lemme see...uh..what was it again?
    True dat.

    Well, at least your governor doesn't knock up the help like our ex-governor did. But to be fair, he wasn't exactly a native Californian.

    In fact, Arnold couldn't even pronounce California.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robdamanii View Post
    Roethlisberger is getting beaten to death back there. But then again, so are his receivers. There have been a lot of HARD hits in coverage.
    Totally. The Niner safeties, especially, have been knocking the Steeler receivers out of their socks. And on top of that, Willis isn't even playing tonight.

    The scary thing is, Alex Smith has NOT had that good a game tonight... he's missed a lot of wide-open throws. Is the rest of the team this good, or has Roethlisberger's injury contributed massively to the three picks he's thrown?

    Maybe the truth's in the middle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    True dat.

    Well, at least your governor doesn't knock up the help like our ex-governor did. But to be fair, he wasn't exactly a native Californian.

    In fact, Arnold couldn't even pronounce California.
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    You mean Ahhnold? How was he supposed to begin creating the next generation of cyborgs without knocking someone up? His time spent as governor was just an act for the sub-plot of Terminator 5...
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    How is it stadiums like that don't have back-up generators? It killed a game mercifully for UNLV back in 2002. We installed a pair of these Caterpillars this year, it ain't that hard and I know an NFL team can afford one.
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    Steeler receiver makes great grab

    Quote Originally Posted by robdamanii View Post
    Roethlisberger is getting beaten to death back there. But then again, so are his receivers. There have been a lot of HARD hits in coverage.
    gets blasted by 49er Safety and holds onto the ball
    play gets called back for a hold or illegal chop block
    that's gotta kill a receivers motivation
    49ers looked good, Saints looked good, GB well I'm sure the 9ers and aints are pouring over that KC Game film
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    I think it was funny that the park is called candlestick park. sure could use some candle's right about now. lol
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