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    Monkey pooped a leaf

    My monkey had a spinach salad last night and it just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    My monkey had a spinach salad last night and it just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion
    i don't know where to start
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    Who did he throw it at?

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    monkeys do not make good pets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    monkeys do not make good pets.
    True story
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    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

    "that was like trying to teach a goldfish how to play basketball over the phone."

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    Based on the current situation in DC they don’t make good presidents either.

    In before the move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Based on the current situation in DC they don’t make good presidents either.

    In before the move.
    I'm in!
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    This thread has potential.

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    Hmmm. Makes sense to have inspected monkey poop so closely as they require diaper changes. Funny how humans, cats and dogs have such athletic sphincters compared to other animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBL450 View Post
    Hmmm. Makes sense to have inspected monkey poop so closely as they require diaper changes. Funny how humans, cats and dogs have such athletic sphincters compared to other animals.
    I am proud of my athletic sphincter 🙂.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    monkeys do not make good pets.
    Heretic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    I am proud of my athletic sphincter 🙂.
    I see a new Olympic sport on the horizon.

    Rectalathalon?

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    Anybody tried one of the new Electic Monkeys? I hear they Shi*t better than manual monkeys...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    Anybody tried one of the new Electic Monkeys? I hear they Shi*t better than manual monkeys...
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    All that talk of electric monkeys and athletic sphincters is getting me excited!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    I see a new Olympic sport on the horizon.

    Rectalathalon?
    I’m cashing in my 401k to invest in the gerbil industry. It will be pure gold once this sport takes off!

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    It's sad to say it but this was probably the most entertaining thing I read today.

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