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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    sea monkeys or see monkeys? (or maybe C-monkeys?)
    Or

    Si Monkey


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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    Or

    Si Monkey

    Very well played señor!
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    What do you guys do with your monkey in the winter? Not everyone is lucky enough to have year-round monkey parks. Do you work your monkey with a monkey trainer in the winter months? I live in a second floor apartment, are monkey trainers quiet, you know, totally ignoring the screaming monkey?

    Also, so you track your monkey activities on some kind of program? I'm not looking for bragging rights or anything, just to know year to year if I'm showing any improvement. I mean if my monkey is improving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbill View Post
    What do you guys do with your monkey in the winter? Not everyone is lucky enough to have year-round monkey parks. Do you work your monkey with a monkey trainer in the winter months? I live in a second floor apartment, are monkey trainers quiet, you know, totally ignoring the screaming monkey?

    Also, so you track your monkey activities on some kind of program? I'm not looking for bragging rights or anything, just to know year to year if I'm showing any improvement. I mean if my monkey is improving.
    I keep my monkey in a small room over the dining room, it likes the cold. Kinda like a snow monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbill View Post
    What do you guys do with your monkey in the winter? Not everyone is lucky enough to have year-round monkey parks. Do you work your monkey with a monkey trainer in the winter months? I live in a second floor apartment, are monkey trainers quiet, you know, totally ignoring the screaming monkey?

    Also, so you track your monkey activities on some kind of program? I'm not looking for bragging rights or anything, just to know year to year if I'm showing any improvement. I mean if my monkey is improving.
    It is indeed important to train your monkey. Otherwise, you end up with a chunky monkey.

    Dancing lessons are also important. You want a funky monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    It is indeed important to train your monkey. Otherwise, you end up with a chunky monkey.

    Dancing lessons are also important. You want a funky monkey.

    .
    And keep him away from the booze, lest he become a crunky monkey


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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    And keep him away from the booze, lest he become a crunky monkey
    And the meth and the smack, lest he become a junkie monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    And the meth and the smack, lest he become a junkie monkey.

    .
    And don't upset him lest he lose his appetite and curtail his auto-erotic activities

    We just don’t realize the most significant moments of our lives when they’re happening
    Back then I thought “well there'll be other days”
    I didn’t realize that was the only day
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9yrupye7B0

    There's sometimes a buggy.
    How many drivers does a buggy have?
    One.
    So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy...
    and if you fix your attitude you can ride along with me.
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    Monkeys Direct

    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    And the meth and the smack, lest he become a junkie monkey.

    .
    Though it would make him a spunky monkey. That is, until he wore out his welcome and you stuffed him in a box and tossed him in the river... making him a trunky-dunky monkey.


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    In this weather, he would stand a better than average chance of becoming a crunchy monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    In this weather, he would stand a better than average chance of becoming a crunchy monkey
    He’d have to be a flunky monkey to venture out in this cold.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Screw Monkeys Direct... I'ma gonna stick with my LMS (Local Monkey Shop).

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    Unfortunately my LMS never has the high-end monkeys that I want to buy. It's always just a bunch of starter monkeys and a couple of intermediate monkeys... and they're all at full msrp (monkey suggested retail price).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    He’d have to be a flunky monkey to venture out in this cold.


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    A crunchy, flunky monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    A crunchy, flunky monkey
    But wait! He might get off easier if he was a hunky monkey.


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