.... If I wanted to do an 8 year old girl, I'd be doing an 8 year old girl.
poast count +1 But .... a long NNC session and jerkin' the gherkin to some old-school pr0n... not necessarily in that order. Much cheaper than H&B.JustTooBig
mtymxdh is right... you have been scammed my dear. Creakyknees
Peeking out the side of a bikini bottom is the only deal breaker for me.
Did your formative years contain this episode too?
Family camping when I was 6 or 7 years old a bunch of us kids were playing at one friends campsite when his mother walked out of their camper headed for the lake. I couldn't help notice she had a squirrel trapped under her bikini bottom and it appeared to be making an escape. I was scarred for life.
Gimme some bush. I dated a girl who kept it "shaved" but it seemed like she'd have to shave it every day for there not to be enough growth to scratch my face up.
That was before I had the beard, of course. Maybe the beard would act as a buffer to the prickly beaver.
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
That's why you need a girl who waxes on regular basis or does the full laser treatment. Stubble can hurt.
“To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit — ever. They’re like the Viet Cong — Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.”