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    NCD forum pact: who's with me?

    *Employ personal insults, malicious attacks, name calling, foul language

    *Speak to the person, not the issue

    *Be dishonest

    *State opinions grounded in fantasy or fiction

    *Change your handle many times and utilize multiple handles

    *Offer sarcastic help, particularly to newer riders and posters

    *disrespect other's opinions, no matter how we agree

    any I missed??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
    *Employ personal insults, malicious attacks, name calling, foul language

    *Speak to the person, not the issue

    *Be dishonest

    *State opinions grounded in fantasy or fiction

    *Change your handle many times and utilize multiple handles

    *Offer sarcastic help, particularly to newer riders and posters

    *disrespect other's opinions, no matter how we agree

    any I missed??
    post many pitchers of nekkid wimmens.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
    *Employ personal insults, malicious attacks, name calling, foul language

    *Speak to the person, not the issue

    *Be dishonest

    *State opinions grounded in fantasy or fiction

    *Change your handle many times and utilize multiple handles

    *Offer sarcastic help, particularly to newer riders and posters

    *disrespect other's opinions, no matter how we agree

    any I missed??
    where do i sine?

    edit: sounds like the PO forum pact to me.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Talking WHAT A BUNCH OF F***ING gARBAGE

    I have never seen such an idiotic, perversly stupid list of cr@p in my life.

    I would never sign on to such a sh___y agreement.

    Yor'all ARE IDJUTS

    ps - count me in

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    Go "F" yourself!!!

    Nothing to see here...move along.
    Pain is weakness leaving the body!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by biknben
    Nothing to see here...move along.
    You talkin to me, punk

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    Quote Originally Posted by lousylegs
    You talkin to me, punk
    Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
    Sorry, sir, nothing scarier than a 70s film, I will just run along now and play nice at the PO forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    That depends. If this is NCD, what kind of riders are you talking about? Wait, I don't think I want to know. And don't post a pic.

    Oh, and you can add
    * POST A PIC
    What about just harassing people on vacation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    That depends. If this is NCD, what kind of riders are you talking about? Wait, I don't think I want to know. And don't post a pic.

    Oh, and you can add
    * POST A PIC
    Probably a good idea not to post a pic. I'll probably get a PM for the original post anyway....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
    Probably a good idea not to post a pic. I'll probably get a PM for the original post anyway....
    Well, you should, you shoudl be ashamed of yourself, trying to get people to pick on each other, what is this world coming to when forums designed for "nothing" turn into places that people can joke on, the horror, the horror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    Pinhead T*x*ns.
    Don't you have something better to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lousylegs
    Sorry, sir, nothing scarier than a 70s film, I will just run along now and play nice at the PO forum.
    This guy would give BCII's guy a good fight
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails NCD forum pact: who's with me?-untitled.jpg  
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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    Pinhead T*x*ns.
    listen....I lived in both the states you frequent...I could always move back.....
    Dave Hickey/ Fort Worth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
    This guy would give BCII's guy a good fight
    Alex: No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    This is n*t listed in your NCD pact anywhere. Moreon.
    Hey, I think that is an offer to stalk you, isn't time that Von was not the only one around here with stalkers?

    And I thank you for leaving me out of the reference to Texasans, as I agree, they are all PINHEADS - oops, that might get this moved to politcos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Alex: No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
    The 70's-----Clockwork Orange, grade A pharmaceuticals and hippy chicksā€¦..It's no wonder I have a warped mind
    Dave Hickey/ Fort Worth

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    I'm still waiting for my nastygram PM. Did you get one yet?

    Nope. I am still waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, ad naseum

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    This is n*t listed in your NCD pact anywhere. Moreon.
    Amendment 3 subchapter 6 article 4a- stalking hot chicas is allowed.......

    is that better?.....
    Dave Hickey/ Fort Worth

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    Your in for a hurtin, boy

    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    You're just asking for the spatula, dude.
    There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
    Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color.
    And because we eliminate the middle man,
    We can sell factory direct to you.
    Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
    at a fraction of retail cost?
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
    Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one penny.

    Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
    And what better way to say, "I Love You" than with the gift of a spatula.
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    "Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
    I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
    Spatual City! Seven locations. We're in the Yellow Pages under spatulas.
    "My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"
    Spatula City. We sell spatulas, and that's all!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Well, I'm the only one here.
    * Like ALWAYS....

    Dave, can you please add:
    * BJII is allowed only 3.14159 posts per day.

    I think a lot of us would like to see him squirm, given that 3.14159 is, what, 1/8 of his PPD?

    Actually, we don't want to SEE him squirm, so BJ do not Post a Pic.
    Leave something to our imagination, jeeeeez, given the parsing that is going on over someone's new avatar (actually, I'm thinking 2 people's avatars).
    "Gimondi č un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    You're just asking for the spatula, dude.
    You mean the Aunt Jemima treatment?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    * Like ALWAYS....

    Dave, can you please add:
    * BJII is allowed only 3.14159 posts per day.

    I think a lot of us would like to see him squirm, given that 3.14159 is, what, 1/8 of his PPD?

    Actually, we don't want to SEE him squirm, so BJ do not Post a Pic.
    Leave something to our imagination, jeeeeez, given the parsing that is going on over someone's new avatar (actually, I'm thinking 2 people's avatars).
    da da dada dada da....da da dada dada da....da--da--da--da....da--da--da-da
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by lousylegs
    There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
    Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color.
    And because we eliminate the middle man,
    We can sell factory direct to you.
    Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
    at a fraction of retail cost?
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
    Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one penny.

    Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
    And what better way to say, "I Love You" than with the gift of a spatula.
    Spatula City! Spatula City!
    "Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
    I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
    Spatual City! Seven locations. We're in the Yellow Pages under spatulas.
    "My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"
    Spatula City. We sell spatulas, and that's all!"
    Good try, but wrong 'em, boyo.
    The Spatula is an old and almost forgotten (apparently) NCD tradition.

    Let me explain a bit:
    it started out with a tale colker told of his old maid, and it went downhill real fast from there.

    Here's a pic (sans old maid, of course, but I'll trust you can picture the rest...).:
    "Gimondi č un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

    Kish ti road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    da da dada dada da....da da dada dada da....da--da--da--da....da--da--da-da
    Ever seen a chicken run around with its head cut off?

    And no not that head, perv.

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