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    NO ONE like Hot Wheels like this Guy

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    http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...y/1021136.html

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    I am speechless.

    He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

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    Wow, that is seriously not normal...even to me
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    Like, if "troubling" were a level seven worry, "concerning" would be a six, with "frightening" being an eight and "unexplained genital rash" being a nine.

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    what has been read cannot be unread...
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    OK, I've heard of Furries, would he be a Wheelie?
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    One of my classic one-liners is,"whatever gets your rocks off." After reading that I think I will discontinue the use of that comment.

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    huh. Dudes like him keep clinical psychologists in business.

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    Is anyone else curious what the new Hot Wheels look like?

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    like you haven't masturbated in the toy aisle every now and then...
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    like you haven't masturbated in the toy aisle every now and then...
    Yeah, but that was Star Wars toys. That's completely different.
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    Shouldn't you be studying.....
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Yeah, but that was Star Wars toys. That's completely different.

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    AYHCSMB etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen
    Shouldn't you be studying.....
    i am studying.

    brain hurt, owie.

    body hurt, owie.

    spirit good, bonus.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    like you haven't masturbated in the toy aisle every now and then...
    But the toy aisle at Myla doesn't have Hot Wheels.
    Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing. ---- Cormac McCarthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    But the toy aisle at Myla doesn't have Hot Wheels.
    Barbies?
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen
    Barbies?
    Not exactly. More like this:
    ''If you're wearing Jimmy Choo shoes and carrying a Prada bag or using an orange press designed by Philippe Starck,'' said Charlotte Semler, an owner of Myla, ''why on earth would you want a conventional sex toy?'
    Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing. ---- Cormac McCarthy

    A man can get disouraged many times, but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying --- John Burroughs

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    Game on, b*tches!
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    I saw some new Hot Wheels today at Target. I did not m$sterbate.
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    'Pain is temporary, and there might be beer at the finish line'

    "Karma is spread in lots of different ways. You know, like herpes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kram
    I saw some new Hot Wheels today at Target. I did not m$sterbate.
    You have more self control than most
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    Game on, b*tches!
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    I almost did at the checkout line, tho.
    Originally Posted by tetter
    'Pain is temporary, and there might be beer at the finish line'

    "Karma is spread in lots of different ways. You know, like herpes."
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