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    Which one of you was it?!?!?

    At the very least, Daniel Jones can't be called a chicken.

    The 34-year-old South Jersey man spent a night in a Key West, Fla., jail last week after he drunkenly crashed a golf cart trying to run over a rooster, according to The Florida Keys newspaper.

    The Cinnaminson resident was reportedly seen around 6 p.m. last Friday driving the cart erratically through the white-house-lined streets of Bahama Village in pursuit of the red-headed cockerel.

    “He was adamant about trying to hit the rooster,” Key West resident Vincent Vurro, who saw the whole thing unfold, told the newspaper.

    As Jones swerved toward the bird, the cart rolled over, throwing the driver and two passengers onto the street, the newspaper reported. A female passenger suffered chipped teeth and skinned knees.

    The rooster, however, proceeded safely to the sidewalk.

    Jones was taken into custody, and reportedly fell asleep in the police cruiser on the way to the local jail.

    After repeatedly sticking his fingers and shirt in his mouth, the newspaper reported, Jones allegedly scored a blood-alcohol content of 0.25, which is more than three times the legal limit in Key West.

    He was jailed on suspicion of driving under the influence, and was released on his own recognizance the next day.

    Efforts to reach him Wednesday were unsuccessful.

    Cinnaminson man crashes golf cart in Key West trying to run over rooster

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    I'm disappointed that the headline wasn't "D!ck vs C0ck."

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    Fowl Drunk Plays Chicken with Chicken

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    Why did the chicken cross th-


    Oh, he was trying to get away from a jackass in a golf cart.
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    This has Gutfiddle all over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hfc View Post
    This has Gutfiddle all over it.
    Well played, sir. Well played.

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    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    You seem pretty cocksure about this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    You seem pretty cocksure about this.
    Yah, but I don't crow about it.
    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by systemshock View Post
    nice!!! Lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    I'm disappointed that the headline wasn't "D!ck vs C0ck."
    Too funny!!!

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