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    Exclamation paging SloBentChainring (aka Co-Pilot/Mechanic)

    I'm offering you a once in a lifetime shot at infamy, scars, chicas and pride:

    you + me + a torch + beer = Team Lounge in the '08 season of the SFV Illegal Soapbox Federation. We can take turns piloting, although you'll have the advantage, weight-wise.

    I'm not fcuking around here, homeboy. You're either with me, or against me. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.


    and, whats better?

    chica: "How'd you get that scar?"
    BC: "I tripped on a root while hiking."
    chica: "oh".

    or

    chica: "How'd you get that scar?"
    BC: "I f**king rolled my derby car at 30mph on a wet hairpin turn and hit a tree. Now kiss me."
    chica: "omg!"


    (for those who missed it)



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    I'm in!


    Wait....... I am the left out......


    I can at least drink beer and watch one of you guys hurt yourself, right?






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    It's all ball bearings
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    Top secret vid of HW and BCR trying to cheat by taking a "short cut" at the soapbox race:

    FAIL >>>


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    Quote Originally Posted by BenWA
    Top secret vid of HW and BCR trying to cheat by taking a "short cut" at the soapbox race:

    FAIL
    Boy those things go down fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstrax
    Boy those things go down fast.
    looked like almost no glide...which is something I thought ultralights were pretty good at...

    / scratches ultralight pilot off list of thing to do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I'm offering you a once in a lifetime shot at infamy, scars, chicas and pride:

    you + me + a torch + beer = Team Lounge in the '08 season of the SFV Illegal Soapbox Federation. We can take turns piloting, although you'll have the advantage, weight-wise.

    I'm not fcuking around here, homeboy. You're either with me, or against me. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.


    and, whats better?

    chica: "How'd you get that scar?"
    BC: "I tripped on a root while hiking."
    chica: "oh".

    or

    chica: "How'd you get that scar?"
    BC: "I f**king rolled my derby car at 30mph on a wet hairpin turn and hit a tree. Now kiss me."
    chica: "omg!"


    (for those who missed it)


    Best poast ever.

    At least since this morning.

    Bent, Hollywood's reaching out to ya. You don't take him up on this I may have to tell my wife I'm taking a "business" trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I'm offering you a once in a lifetime shot at infamy, scars, chicas and pride:

    you + me + a torch + beer = Team Lounge in the '08 season of the SFV Illegal Soapbox Federation. We can take turns piloting, although you'll have the advantage, weight-wise.

    i may have some parts to get us started...yes, i'm inviting myself.

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    Ok, Hardlycould, what's the song that comes on at 3:30 of that video? Kthx. Lol. And like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    looked like almost no glide...which is something I thought ultralights were pretty good at...
    meh, they usually are...looks like he just did a death yank on the stick when the motor quit and stalled the wing. he might have done better if he had pitched down instead, but who knows, i wasnt there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    looked like almost no glide...which is something I thought ultralights were pretty good at...

    / scratches ultralight pilot off list of thing to do
    Almost looked like he started to glide, then hit the trees and went straight down. *ouch*
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    That was the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.

    You guys need to make this happen.

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    If you guys actually do this........

    I may have to take a road trip!

    What a great excuse for an RBR get together.

    Make it happen.....bent

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    No one is as bad as the worst thing they have done & no one is as good as the best thing they have done.........think of that when you feel like you understand someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrRoebuck
    Ok, Hardlycould, what's the song that comes on at 3:30 of that video? Kthx. Lol. And like that.
    you know it?

    Crap - something Starsky / Mannix / Berreta - ish. I can't place it. I keep thinking TV theme tho.

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    my LBS owner is behind me 100% (c0de). He's done the mini-bike race and would enjoy nothing more than helping support some lawless carnage. Storage, labor, parts, etc would be part of the package.

    I'm scared. I just need to throw that out there one time, then move on.

    and if I win this, its a sign from God that I'm meant to do this.


    Quote Originally Posted by Len J
    If you guys actually do this........

    I may have to take a road trip!

    What a great excuse for an RBR get together.

    Make it happen.....bent

    Len

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    Yes.

    Will have sketches tonight.
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