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    Panzerkautchuksclauch IV

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    They do anything just to win a salami in ridiculous races. I take my gear out of the car and put my bike together. Tourists and locals are watching from sidewalk cafes. Non-racers. The emptiness of those lives shocks me. It was the illest of times, it was the dopest of times. And we looked damn good. Actually the autobus broke down somewhere on the Mortirolo.

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    You do and you clean it up.
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    12 strings, no waiting
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    Panzerkautchuksclauch are musical geniuses. I've got all their albums.

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    i love that the only thing that comes up on a google search is this thread.

    i was honestly a little afraid to google that word at work.

    and Honorificabilitudinitatibus to you too!
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    wait. what happened to Panzerkautchuksclauch I, II and III? same ill fate as Preparation A to G?
    catzilla: I wish we were all a little more invincible.

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    The worlds first kevlar belted condom.
    - Character is what you are in the Dark - Dwight L Moody & Dr Emilio Lizardo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67caddy View Post
    The worlds first kevlar belted condom.
    ...and still only 99% effective...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cflyr View Post
    ...and still only 99% effective...
    Yeah, but it is 100% thorn proof. Important for the outdoorsy types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67caddy View Post
    Yeah, but it is 100% thorn proof. Important for the outdoorsy types.
    yes but is it vertically stiff and laterally compliant?
    catzilla: I wish we were all a little more invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cflyr View Post
    ...and still only 99% effective...
    Quote Originally Posted by 2cflyr View Post
    yes but is it vertically stiff and laterally compliant?
    You would have to ask her that......
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67caddy View Post
    You would have to ask her that......
    rowr!
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    woohoo! thread killa!
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    i had Panzerkautchuksclauch IV about 3 years ago. My doctor told me not to pick it or it would leave a scar.

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    It's spelled Panzerkautchukschlauch.

    For pete's sake people...

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    I just knew there was a missing ingredient.
    It wasn't safe before now. Hope you didn't put it in, folks!
    They do anything just to win a salami in ridiculous races. I take my gear out of the car and put my bike together. Tourists and locals are watching from sidewalk cafes. Non-racers. The emptiness of those lives shocks me. It was the illest of times, it was the dopest of times. And we looked damn good. Actually the autobus broke down somewhere on the Mortirolo.

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    i'm still confused.
    catzilla: I wish we were all a little more invincible.

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    I like Patch Barracks much better.
    Ordered and Fitted for my Custom DEAN Titanium frame on Sept 17th, 2008. Finally got it in Oct, 2010!!!

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    this thread didnt live up to the silliness that i thought it would.
    catzilla: I wish we were all a little more invincible.

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    Dictated but not read.

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    You got your Panzerkautchuksclauch IV in my Farfegnugen.

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    They make them in plastic now too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan333sp View Post
    They make them in plastic now too...
    (In best Ordell Robbie voice) "For when you absolutely, positively have to invade every muthafvckin' country in Europe..."
    There ain't no sanity clause... (Chico Marx)

    I accidentally..a burrito. (Old Fuji)

    Norman Wisdom, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, good times... (Phil Oakey)

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