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    Sometimes ya just gotta let yer freak flag fly

    I love this.

    Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose: police - NY Daily News

    "Coley Mitchell was uncooperative when police showed up to see what was going on, reports say. The monkeys, reportedly, were unharmed."
    "When it shall be said in any country in the world, my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want, the taxes are not oppressive; the rational world is my friend, because I am the friend of its happiness: when these things can be said, then may that country boast its constitution and its government." -Thomas Paine

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    awesome.

    my dad recently recalled a story of a micro bio lab he worked in while in college. yes, they brought in strains of yeast and made beer.....and heavier stuff.
    catzilla: I wish we were all a little more invincible.

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    No pants, alcohol and monkeys.

    The best job ever.

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    is super good looking.
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    The bar has been set boys!

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    Another example of The Man trying to keep us down! All the guy wanted to do was monkey around.

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    The worst part is that he is still unclear about what "spanking the monkey" means. And so are the monkeys.

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    How do you explain that one to your Mom when she reads the local paper?
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein

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    is super good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrider View Post
    How do you explain that one to your Mom when she reads the local paper?
    "mom, it happened again" ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BWWpat View Post
    "mom, it happened again" ?
    D@mn... "must spread rep".
    Crusty old farts are people too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LWP View Post
    D@mn... "must spread rep".
    yeah...I tried too....to the same end... someone get him....
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right......

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    PETA may wanna demand a rape kit be performed on the monkeys...

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    The monkeys got him drunk and made it look like the guy's fault. Revenge for all that eyeliner testing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwwpat View Post
    "mom, it happened again" ?
    ftw!!! :d

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