Or better yet, an axe.
* not actually a Rock Star
Humans are so weird.
Dictated but not read.
Im just tryin to be the man my dog thinks I am
Clearly a setup. Why would you be filming at a stop light? And why would someone on a scooter be pretending to be sleeping and then pull out an axe? And why would you back up when you could just run over them?
First check if your state has a stand your ground law.
"If you are going to be stupid then you have to be tough". - Tony Stewart