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    Surprised there's no Michael Douglas thread...?

    If I were married to Catherine Zeta Jones I would probably contract throat cancer too. Of course we may never know the real cause...
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    I wonder if Michael Douglas' career will go down faster than he did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nOOky View Post
    If I were married to Catherine Zeta Jones I would probably contract throat cancer too. Of course we may never know the real cause...
    Now he's denying it --

    The retraction.

    I think women's groups set up protests around his house.

    It's probably because he went anaerobic too often and too long.
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    And who knew Michael Douglas had a son that worked at Taco Bell


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    I read the article this morning and couldn't help but think, what a complete moron. There can't be a much worse way to disrespect your wife than to blame her for your throat cancer. I hope she "cuts" him off for that.

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    Surprised there's no Michael Douglas thread...?

    He's an admitted sex addict, long before his current wife.

    The latency period on HPV related cancer can be up to 20 years.

    Here is a good article on background.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/michael...ry?id=19313927

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    Cat got your tongue? (and yes, 'Cat' is a euphemism)

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    Glad someone started a thread on this!

    Woke up yesterday to see Douglas claiming oral sex gave him cancer, by the end of the day he was retracting that statement. Michael Douglas sure is a cunning linguist! Ba dum chhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    And who knew Michael Douglas had a son that worked at Taco Bell

    I just hope they don't come out and say that licking taco shells can cause cancer.

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    didnt say his wife gave it to him

    which is kinda syhtty either way you look at it. as in, if she did, ytf would he call her out like that, a

    and b, if she didnt give to him, then someone else did, and why, again would he diss his wife like that to begin with it. and like someone says above, this is not mrs chopped liver we're talking here. even at a slightly plump 40 something, catherine zeta jones

    is effin SMOKIN HOT...

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyridernyc View Post
    which is kinda syhtty either way you look at it. as in, if she did, ytf would he call her out like that, a

    and b, if she didnt give to him, then someone else did, and why, again would he diss his wife like that to begin with it. and like someone says above, this is not mrs chopped liver we're talking here. even at a slightly plump 40 something, catherine zeta jones

    is effin SMOKIN HOT...
    He never said CZJ was the "source" and it's not like she doesn't know he had relationships with other women before her. And he must of learned that skill somewhere..... so possibly she isn't complaining. Much.

    But agree that this was generally too much information.

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    I am glad I am not famous.

    I'm not sure if being famous makes you crazy, or if only crazy people want to deal with Hollywood. But it seems like people become famous and then become very, very stupid.

    Either way, I think Michael Douglas won't need to worry about oral sex for quite some time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B. View Post
    He never said CZJ was the "source" and it's not like she doesn't know he had relationships with other women before her. And he must of learned that skill somewhere..... so possibly she isn't complaining. Much.

    But agree that this was generally too much information.
    +1. And Douglas is... how can I put it... even in his 'prime', the guy was one of the unsexiest dudes in Hollywood. So the last thing I, and probably most ppl, want to hear about is his sex life and sexual practices.

    Basic Instinct, for instance, is remarkable for how sexy Sharon Stone looks in her love scenes... while Douglas kind of looks (and acts) like a goat in heat. Blargh.

    But he did get Zeta-Jones, so I'll give him props for that, if not for the TMI.
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    Let's face it, using the line "Hi, I'm rich, famous, and know people who can make you rich and famous." is an almost sure fire way to get amorous attention from women (or men if that's your kink).

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