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    Tailgate Party

    Tomorrow for Opening Day.

    On the menu:
    Beer
    Jack Daniels
    Margarita Machine
    Fajitas
    Brats


    Am I missing anything?
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    Nope, you've covered the 5 food groups.

    Sounds like fun!

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    Oh yeah. Advil.
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    So. Jealous.

    I am going to be cooped up inside working.... Drink [and eat] a few for me!
    It's never about technique.

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    I get to work damn it! The fun part is I work at home so I guess I can watch a few games!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FeedTheJoe View Post
    So. Jealous.

    I am going to be cooped up inside working.... Drink [and eat] a few for me!
    Will do! In fact, I'm feeling generous....I will attempt to drink for teh whole lownje!
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    What about cake?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 180 View Post
    What about cake?!!

    hooray for cake.

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    are we invited

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10ae1203 View Post
    hooray for cake.
    PSH! No way, I'm trying to watch my figure.
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Arthur View Post
    are we invited
    You and 50,000 of my other close friends
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    How bout some sort of cheesy goodness? Also, whipped cream vodka + Gatorade = awesome. That is all.

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    There will be cheese on the fajitas. I don't do a lot of cheese...the girlfriend doesn't like it when I do.

    I've had whip cream vodka with OJ...it's like an adult dreamsicle!
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    I hear that whipped vokda make a girls pants fall down, errr maybe that was me sorry.

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    I'd replace the Jack with George Dickel and batch some margaritas instead of doing the slushies... but sounds good otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post
    PSH! No way, I'm trying to watch my figure.
    eat a piece of cake, ya nancy boy.

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    Take pics of the cheerleaders....
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    fajitas and brats ??????

    Cmon, it is opening day.
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    Ummm, don't forget the beef jerkey and slim jim's!

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