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    Tour de Pharmacy...

    omg...just watched the trailer for this.

    the LA haters are gonna soil themselves over this one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVpRr1-PGgM
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    Looks awesome... except for the fact that jackwad Pharmstrong is in it, apparently.
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    Well, that didn't take long.
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    it was terrible..

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    it wasn't ... uh ... good. it was bad. not good. not awful... ok, it was awful.

    did enjoy seeing a schwinn with turkey levers get second place, though.
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    Best part of the "Movie" was Julia Ormond who still looks good 22 years after Sabrina.

    The gratuitous use of d!cks was the only really unnecessary part of it. I'm not a prude but really it added nothing.
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    I found it humorous, and worth watching with its numerous interesting cameos. Somebody had some clout to assemble that cast. While it looked slapped together, it seems that's what they sought to accomplish. Pretty original work. We need stuff like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSmile View Post
    The gratuitous use of d!cks was the only really unnecessary part of it. I'm not a prude but really it added nothing.
    it's what the kids like these days. err, it's what 38 year old andy samberg likes.

    and it more easily disguises awful writing.

    conversely, there are very few dÓck jokes in a harold ramis comedy (animal house, stripes, caddyshack, vacation, etc.) but if there were some dÓck jokes, they would be funny ones.
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    My wife and I watched it tonight. It won't win an Academy Award, the acting was bad, and it was over-the-top stupid....but you know what? It made us laugh throughout its short 40 minutes. If you are someone who doesn't expect film greatness every time and you just want some silly escapism then you should watch this show.

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    Saw it. Sigh. The words 'forced', 'desperate', and 'hack' come to mind...

    The many celeb cameos were cool, however. 'Cept for turd Pharmstrong, of course.
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