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    Strained coccyx etc etc
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    i'd hit it.

    first!
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Handsomerob

    How yoouu doin'?

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    No, this is the only way I'll remember Handsome Rob!


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    Proud luddite
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    If you'd stop teasing the men like this, maybe they wouldn't get the wrong message!


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    Stumpcake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ncvwnut
    Then offer him the job of running the camera while you make sweet love to your wife.
    Which sounds like an excellent plan on paper until the tape is reviewed and shows nothing but extreme closeups of Rob's arse!
    "Indecision may or may not be my problem."

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    Cat 6
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    You already have one foot out...just go for it.

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    Beetpull DeLite
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    Was it that obvious I wanted you so badly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by handsomerob
    any suggestions as to the protocol when dealing with unrequited manlove?
    I feel you, man.

    er, yeah.

    couple pointers:

    no animal print lycra or pink bibs at the bars. Or coffee houses. Or school zones.

    Stop wearing this shirt to the pub and start wearing this one. And tell your wife to STOP wearing this.

    I guess you just have the *look*. Congrats! You're going to have to beat them off with a big, firm stick.

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    So, I got a completely out of the blue text from the same dude this morning after no contact at all for about 8 years... and I had to share.

    And no, I am not accepting his invitation for drinks at his house.

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    Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met.

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    Do you like Gladiator movies??
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    Dogbert.

    I>U

    Buying parts to hang on your bike is always easier than getting fit.

    If you feel wimpy and weak, get out and train more, ya wee lassie!

    If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today!

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    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJD: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism, it's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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