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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    You forgot to edit your post to take everything out of it.
    Von, you have offended me.

    And for this, I will tell you sincerely and with sincerity, the following.

    Y'all are teh suxx0r.

    You bunch of suxx0rx's.

    Now, how you like me, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    OR, I could keep posting here until you are helplessly in love with me.
    That could take a while, ask J.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    J, to be brutally honest, V's more of a cat 2 type. Not to dash your hopes, but you need to set your sights just a little lower. Try to find a nice local girl who's pukin' her guts out, outside some dive. Offer to hold her hair, and maybe magic will happen.(Watch your shoes) If not magic, at least a "good time." ( Make sure that you've had your shots )....(Make sure that she doesn't give you the gift that keeps on giving)
    There's lots of nice girls out there who's main goal in life is to meet a guy like you. ( and score a job at Hooters )
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    That's too bad, we thought we'd won another one over...

    Oh well, it was not meant to be. We'll grieve for half a second and then move on to the next tangent... such is NCD.

    Seriously, most of us thought you had the stuff for hanging around here. You need to be able to take it as well as you give it. You can't just pull out and run away crying, it ruins all the fun.

    Hmm, that might be a good euphemism.
    hell, i'm euphamistical.

    i can take it as good as i can get it, and i don't just pull out running away and crying.

    well, maybe crying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    That could take a while, ask J.
    By the way, your cats are ugly and should be flushed down the toilet ASAP.
    Last edited by S2H; 10-24-2005 at 05:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    hell, i'm euphamistical.

    i can take it as good as i can get it, and i don't just pull out running away and crying.

    well, maybe crying.
    J, you gotta stop doing that. It really drives the hot chicas away.

    Now I must get myself off... to bed.

    Night night!
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    By the way, your cuts are ugly and should be flushed down the toilet ASAP.
    Uh, what?
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    Uh, what?
    Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Nothing.
    On a roll tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    That could take a while, ask J.
    Comeon, von, don't be so nice:
    even though Scotty spends all his class time on forums (boy, will that be a satisfying loan to pay off, from the welfare line, or what?) I certainly hope his education has reached the level where he understands the words N E V E R....
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    Comeon, von, don't be so nice:
    even though Scotty spends all his class time on forums (boy, will that be a satisfying loan to pay off, from the welfare line, or what?) I certainly hope his education has reached the level where he understands the words N E V E R....
    Okay, I really have to go to bed now, but I just have to point out that "never" is only one word.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    Comeon, von, don't be so nice:
    even though Scotty spends all his class time on forums (boy, will that be a satisfying loan to pay off, from the welfare line, or what?) I certainly hope his education has reached the level where he understands the words N E V E R....
    Oh, it's alright. I absorb everything through osmosis.

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    Sweet dreams, von.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    Okay, I really have to go to bed now, but I just have to point out that "never" is only one word.
    Yes, you know that, but you're smart and demanding.
    I was talkin' to Scotty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Don't be such a PRISS, Scotty.
    You have to get into it, man!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    That could take a while, ask J.
    lissen, "buddy", it took me and Von about SEVEN years to connect to where we could really TALK and then, it was all about Von wanting the phone s*x, which i'm not so experienced in. then we met, and it was FIREWORKS, and she left, and well, you know, went back to bawlmer, and well, let's just say that i'm thinking about a career working with Miss M at the LibAry of Congress. because Von is the shibby. THE SHIBBY.

    now, von, can i call you later?
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    lissen, "buddy", it took me and Von about SEVEN years to connect to where we could really TALK and then, it was all about Von wanting the phone s*x, which i'm not so experienced in. then we met, and it was FIREWORKS, and she left, and well, you know, went back to bawlmer, and well, let's just say that i'm thinking about a career working with Miss M at the LibAry of Congress. because Von is the shibby. THE SHIBBY.

    now, von, can i call you later?
    J's, I wouldn't give Shotty too many ideers here, otherwise he'll be calling YOU six or eight times until 3 am....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    love ya buddy, but we (me) might have to arrange an intervention.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    J, you gotta stop doing that. It really drives the hot chicas away.

    Now I must get myself off... to bed.

    Night night!
    well, my most sincerely thanks von, you just got J off... to bed
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    Oh, I'm sure you'll remember who your friends are when you ain't got a dime...or you run out of coffee, again.

    But, how come you're waiting 'til Decembrrr?
    Why don't you get yer fat a** up to Bawlmer right now, before Scotty buys hisself a white Boxster to match his Miami Vice outfit (I'd like to see how long that look would last on the streets of Baltimoreon...)?
    it would cost me like a zillion bucks to get to bawlmer driving or flying if making plans next week, plus von's racing through nat's, so she's outta town.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY
    J, to be brutally honest, V's more of a cat 2 type. Not to dash your hopes, but you need to set your sights just a little lower. Try to find a nice local girl who's pukin' her guts out, outside some dive. Offer to hold her hair, and maybe magic will happen.(Watch your shoes) If not magic, at least a "good time." ( Make sure that you've had your shots )....(Make sure that she doesn't give you the gift that keeps on giving)
    There's lots of nice girls out there who's main goal in life is to meet a guy like you. ( and score a job at Hooters )
    this is all good, Master G.

    but Von is the "catch".

    now, not to relate that to anything you said, but(t)...

    i don't want to catch anything from "hooters" gurlz.

    listen, i talked to Von once(t) on the phone.

    and it was a mistake.

    it was a WRONG number when i called.

    and she answered.

    and i was breathing heavy, but not from bicycling.

    and she was kind and we connected.

    and she said, we need to be "live partners", heavy breather.

    and i said, "call me dirk."

    etc etc
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    You stay away from my wife!

    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    let's just say that i'm thinking about a career working with Miss M at the LibAry of Congress.
    One sicko in her life is enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by the_dude
    these are better than i was expecting, and my expectations were already rather high.

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    If your mind is set, you might just win her over if you drive to B-more and park outside her home for a few days. Whatever you do, don't let her see you peeking into her windows. You'll loose points for that. After a few days of camping out in front of her place, you just might get a "pity date."
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY
    If your mind is set, you might just win her over if you drive to B-more and park outside her home for a few days. Whatever you do, don't let her see you peeking into her windows. You'll loose points for that. After a few days of camping out in front of her place, you just might get a "pity date."
    And if that doesn't work, you pee a little in some tupperware and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under her door. That's called a "pee disc."

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