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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    And if that doesn't work, you pee a little in some tupperware and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under her door. That's called a "pee disc."
    That's really gross. And all you'll win with this tactic is a few nights in a Bawlmer jail cell (where the cops like to beat prisoners to death) and a restraining order.
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    Trust me, that'll loose you points, big time.
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    And if that doesn't work, you pee a little in some tupperware and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under her door. That's called a "pee disc."
    sorry Von, but i'm giving Scotty "reply of the week" for this one.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    J, What is "SHIBBY?"

    I don't know, but I like what I think it means. I think that I'll start using it a bit. Do you mind?

    BT

    PS "How can you heartbreak a stranger" B. Mould
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    Quote Originally Posted by eyebob
    I don't know, but I like what I think it means. I think that I'll start using it a bit. Do you mind?

    BT

    PS "How can you heartbreak a stranger" B. Mould
    Days come, days go by
    So it matters, so you say
    But it's all coming back in a way
    And nothing will ever change
    The words exchanged for revenge inside
    You know these things take time

    Now and then, these words
    Make me laugh so powerful
    Going through several lies
    They've never been so true

    I know that i'm used to time
    You know what it is, don't you?
    Some words make us all cry
    It's so talented

    If anybody could read my mind
    And share with me these thoughts
    Of all the enemies left behind
    And friends that time forgot
    Pretending nothing could ever faze you
    Well, some things never change
    Tell me why do these words ring home
    How can you heartbreak a stranger?

    Days come, days go by
    So it matters, so you say
    But it's all coming back in a way
    And everyone knows a way
    And everybody runs away
    From somebody who cries
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    This thread is vomitous...I'd rather be scraping glass out of my thigh...someone please make me stop reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    hello Von.

    i am not currently seeing anyone but i will tell you that i have a "unique" long distance relationship with Dave Hickey but i would kick him to the kurb if you would promise to be my life partner and make me your b!tch. yes, you read that one right.

    please let me no.

    here are my stats

    dad
    race promoter
    part-time bike commuter
    sad sorry fat ass on a bike getting dropped on the hills
    has been randonneur and fledgling ultra rider
    motorcycle, big boots, shaved head, tattoos, piercings
    NOT all cut-up and governator
    wearing a leather bracelett between the livestrong and livewrong bands
    darkly brewing
    46 euro or 11x1/2 wide or 12 nike (ntt means anything ;) )
    46L jacket (what a coincidence), big long dress shirts can't remember
    XL socks
    XL gloves
    XL hats
    XL cowboy boxers
    XL helmets

    and etc etc and like that.

    now, will you?

    what do you say?

    i'm hot in a strange way nttawwt and willing to be your humble servant and b!tch.

    not that i'm looking for anything serious right now, but seeing as other suitors are calling, i figured i'd throw my beanie into the ring.

    check yes or no.
    Dude - man to man, - get a grip

    Yer embarassing yerself

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7eap4a
    Dude - man to man, - get a grip

    Yer embarassing yerself
    there is NO embarassment, nothing to feel ashamed of, in the expression of TRUE love and devotion, like i gots four Von.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    ok.... freak alert... freak alert...

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    And if that doesn't work, you pee a little in some tupperware and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under her door. That's called a "pee disc."
    Now... forgive me for being thin-skinned... but I can't handle this. With JS, Cadence90, the periodic Spirito, and ThinkCooper...I think the NCD bizzaro cup is runneth over here... with our without frozen pee. I have to draw the line here. Can we excommunicate this dude just for the simple fact that we NCDers are drawn to a troll flame like OldEd is to blood in the PO waters...

    Wait lets not give him troll status. Hes more like a retarded gopher... all soft and cuddly, that we keep hitting with a shovel... but yet we cant kill him and he keeps coming back with whackier and more puzzling responses. One of two things is going to happen and neither of them are good. Either he is going to become a regular... like the rest of us losers... hanging out here til the wee hours on friday nights... OR he will stick his neck out far enough for us to get a clean strike with a rusty shovel.... (aka sprintnick or aarontoy)

    Either way... it seems the sharks are swarming... waiting....
    so sayeth the funk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    Boy, I wish I could have come up with something as brilliant as the "pee disc."
    Don't we all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kpcw
    I say you buy yerself a very nice pint tonight, pretend J's or I bought it for you, sit down and gleam with pride, knowing that this pee disc is going to be huge someday. Huge and whether you invented it or not does not matter. You showed the courage to talk about it, get it out there. Heck Scotty, in your avatar, put a star (*) next to your name for the day and let your folks know, "Mommy, Daddy, I got a star next to my name today!" You deserve it, I am proud to know you. Perhaps I will share, someday, my cr*p in a sock story from college. You brought back fond memories. It was way before your pee disc.
    LOL, just,...LOL.
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    wait.... Im confused...

    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    Let me get this straight. Peeing in the sink is OK, but pee disks are not?

    You guys are all freaks IMHO. <>
    Is "peeing in the sink" some kind of euphamism? Am I missing the hidden meaning? Does it have anything to do with secret shadows, peoples feet and spreadsheets? What about all this mysterious PIE? I was going to get to the bottom of all this, but JS beat me to it....
    so sayeth the funk....

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    LOL, university days.....

    Crap in a sock huh....

    A friend of mine took one better. One of the rookies on the varsity hockey team left his duffel bag unattended on the way home from a training camp. Someone from the team crapped in a q-tip box and shoved it in the guys bag. Dude gets home, his mother opens up his bag to do his laundry.... Can you imagine trying to explain to your mom why you have a turd in a box?

    Ouch, poor guy.

    BTW, the pee-disc is good... too funny. I wonder if Scotty has had the jam to try it on someone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trek_envy
    Crap in a sock huh....

    A friend of mine took one better. One of the rookies on the varsity hockey team left his duffel bag unattended on the way home from a training camp. Someone from the team crapped in a q-tip box and shoved it in the guys bag. Dude gets home, his mother opens up his bag to do his laundry.... Can you imagine trying to explain to your mom why you have a turd in a box?

    Ouch, poor guy.

    BTW, the pee-disc is good... too funny. I wonder if Scotty has had the jam to try it on someone....
    Yeah, I've done it. It only works where the door doesn't extend all the way to the ground. So I guess this only works in a college dorm, but where else would one do such a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    Now... forgive me for being thin-skinned... but I can't handle this. With JS, Cadence90, the periodic Spirito, and ThinkCooper...I think the NCD bizzaro cup is runneth over here... with our without frozen pee. I have to draw the line here. Can we excommunicate this dude just for the simple fact that we NCDers are drawn to a troll flame like OldEd is to blood in the PO waters...
    Funk, really, I have no truck (nor have I ever shared one) with any of those guys.
    I do admit to having a spiritual fondness for J's, unless he broods darkly, in which case I just get exasperated.
    And if you don't include yourself in that group, I refuse to join.

    But the pee thing, in all forms, is just off limits, sorry.

    And please, don't bring up Spirto's period any more, gawd knows we don't need the details on that....
    Last edited by cadence90; 10-20-2005 at 07:28 AM.
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    "Wow, Scotty, wow. Back when I was in college, the big thing was to powder someones room..fill up a small brown lunch bag with baby powder, slide it under their door and pull quickly. Or you could penny them in, use some pennies in their door jam etc, but this pee disc of yours? "

    Back in the Stone Age, when I went to Kollege, we used the "Penny Trick". We would also prop a three foot tall garbage can, 3/4 full of water, up against someones door, so that when they opened it...................
    Another trick, that could result in death, was to slide a piece burning paper under their door.( This was before smoke alarms and carpeted dorm rooms )
    The most evil trick was to snap off a pencil lead in their door lock, while they were gone. Yes, I miss the days of prank tricks, "Free Love", and the lack of STD's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY
    "Wow, Scotty, wow. Back when I was in college, the big thing was to powder someones room..fill up a small brown lunch bag with baby powder, slide it under their door and pull quickly. Or you could penny them in, use some pennies in their door jam etc, but this pee disc of yours? "

    Back in the Stone Age, when I went to Kollege, we used the "Penny Trick". We would also prop a three foot tall garbage can, 3/4 full of water, up against someones door, so that when they opened it...................
    Another trick, that could result in death, was to slide a piece burning paper under their door.( This was before smoke alarms and carpeted dorm rooms )
    The most evil trick was to snap off a pencil lead in their door lock, while they were gone. Yes, I miss the days prank tricks, "Free Love", and the lack of STD's.
    No, the really evil one was to fill someone's dorm room with balloons. Except there's a penny inside each and every balloon. Popping the balloons was a painful process.

    That and the classic, dump a 10 gallon wastebasket of cold water on someone taking a nice, hot, shower.

    Of course: shaving cream on the door and vaseline on the door knobs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    Guinness, stouts, double bocks, triple bocks, porters, merlot, pinot noir and cabernet, gin and good tequilla.

    Bring it on!!! It's the week after nationals, so I can drink myself silly and my coach can't say squaaaaaat. I'm not allowed to drink the rest of the year, so f*** it!!!
    ok.. it's a deal .. but i want pictures of you guys w/ a permission to use on the internet etc.. .. low resolution.. sent to my PM box. i'm thinking about a new bidznetz; porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suonata
    Let me get this straight. Peeing in the sink is OK, but pee disks are not?

    You guys are all freaks IMHO. <>
    "it's the person behind the pee that counts.."
    like i read in cospmopolitan

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    Vaseline on the door knob, bucket of water leaning on the door. These are all fine, but the brilliance of the pee disc is that if you slide the disc is far enough, the discee is totally befuddled as to how someone could have peed in the middle of their room while they were away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Meh, looks like I've already posted.

    Seriously though, forums can be addicting.

    I just quit another internet forum cold turkey about a year ago. I was posting during class and it was screwin' up my grades. I was happy to be done with it, but now RBR is destroying my life. I was posting all day today during my classes...

    I should nip it in the bud and quit RBR before I get even more addicted.

    OR, I could keep posting here until Von is helplessly in love with me.
    don't leave scotty.. see; we are old and need young, energetic, inteligent people around us. it was .. boring before your post.. insist w/ von. i saw a glimpse of infatuation on her last post. you know how women are (you seem to be well versed w/females); they say no when they think yes..
    anyway.. i believe you have a long , bright future w/ us here. why study? you seem sharp, bright and ready for big bucks. forget school. you are too mature for college nonsense.. "wellcome"

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    Are you guys listening to yourselves? Is there only one woman on on the whole forum?

    See, your problem is you're putting the p***y up on a pedestal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    No, the really evil one was to fill someone's dorm room with balloons. Except there's a penny inside each and every balloon. Popping the balloons was a painful process.

    That and the classic, dump a 10 gallon wastebasket of cold water on someone taking a nice, hot, shower.

    Of course: shaving cream on the door and vaseline on the door knobs...
    My cross country team in college once picked up a dead raccoon and put it spread eagle on the floor of one of the girls on the team.

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    I voted for ya' J. I think she deserves someone like you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Live Steam
    I voted for ya' J. I think she deserves someone like you
    then again you voted for GW...
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