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  1. #1
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    vonteity >>>>>>***>>>******>>>***!!!>>>!!!

    hello Von.

    i am not currently seeing anyone but i will tell you that i have a "unique" long distance relationship with Dave Hickey but i would kick him to the kurb if you would promise to be my life partner and make me your b!tch. yes, you read that one right.

    please let me no.

    here are my stats

    dad
    race promoter
    part-time bike commuter
    sad sorry fat ass on a bike getting dropped on the hills
    has been randonneur and fledgling ultra rider
    motorcycle, big boots, shaved head, tattoos, piercings
    NOT all cut-up and governator
    wearing a leather bracelett between the livestrong and livewrong bands
    darkly brewing
    46 euro or 11x1/2 wide or 12 nike (ntt means anything ;) )
    46L jacket (what a coincidence), big long dress shirts can't remember
    XL socks
    XL gloves
    XL hats
    XL cowboy boxers
    XL helmets

    and etc etc and like that.

    now, will you?

    what do you say?

    i'm hot in a strange way nttawwt and willing to be your humble servant and b!tch.

    not that i'm looking for anything serious right now, but seeing as other suitors are calling, i figured i'd throw my beanie into the ring.

    check yes or no.

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    Don't know about Von, but I'm all hot now...
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    Forget you guys.
    Last edited by S2H; 10-19-2005 at 06:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL9000
    Don't know about Von, but I'm all hot now...
    Gheesh... J's not into guys?

    Von... she's not a guy. Those legs, battle scars and all are not a guys leg.

    Common J's, just tell the truth.... it's okay. You are among friends!

    I gotta sleep now.
    I love my coonhound!

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    listen, buddy, your post was already quite the affront, knowing that she's SPOKED for.

    now, keep taunting me and i'll cap your 17 year old ass, then cut you, then bury your shallow WAY out there in OldEd land and let the coy dogs dig your ass up a week later to rend bone from connective tissue in search of tasty marrow.

    mmmmm...marrow.

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    there's gonna be a lot of VON threads up after that pic No internet persona can be that fit!! ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL9000
    Don't know about Von, but I'm all hot now...
    you're not a candidate, but if you got a hot sister who happens to be rich and owns a likker store, i'm available.

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    Quote Originally Posted by everydaybike
    Gheesh... J's not into guys?

    Von... she's not a guy. Those legs, battle scars and all are not a guys leg.

    Common J's, just tell the truth.... it's okay. You are among friends!

    I gotta sleep now.
    yeah, no. when i was in high school, tried lots of recreational drugs, including a really hot blonde haired actor. not my cup o'Von. wait, did i say that out loud?

    i'm all about the chicas. sorry Hal buddy.

    i only like you like a friend.

    and i'm not the marrying type.

    it's a social construct, you no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGear
    there's gonna be a lot of VON threads up after that pic No internet persona can be that fit!! ;)
    Ah, that picture is from last year. I'm wayyy more fit than that now.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Fughetchoo.
    Last edited by S2H; 10-19-2005 at 06:58 PM.

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    J, I love ya man... but it ain't happenin'.

    Least not until December when I come visit and you get me drunk.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Gotta sister, kinda rich 'cuz of her hubby. But don't own no booze barn. I'll ask her what her price is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Am I the only one who sees what I think I see on her sock??
    Can you repeat the question? So you can ask it a third time?
    I just see legs.
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Am I the only one who sees what I think I see on her sock??
    I think it says "scott's a *****", but I can't really make it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    J, I love ya man... but it ain't happenin'.

    Least not until December when I come visit and you get me drunk.
    name your poison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    name your poison.
    Guinness, stouts, double bocks, triple bocks, porters, merlot, pinot noir and cabernet, gin and good tequilla.

    Bring it on!!! It's the week after nationals, so I can drink myself silly and my coach can't say squaaaaaat. I'm not allowed to drink the rest of the year, so f*** it!!!
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    yeah, no. when i was in high school, tried lots of recreational drugs, including a really hot blonde haired actor. not my cup o'Von. wait, did i say that out loud?

    i'm all about the chicas. sorry Hal buddy.

    i only like you like a friend.

    and i'm not the marrying type.

    it's a social construct, you no.
    Gotcha... chicas are the way to go but ya gotta find a trueblue coyote....

    marrying ain't kool either.

    love em, learn from em, get a good bike!

    it's safer, IMHO!

    less expensive too.

    Thanks for clearing that up.. had a lot of folks wondering.

    really gotta sleep now... gdnite all!

    cheers
    Last edited by everydaybike; 10-19-2005 at 07:04 PM. Reason: I still can';t typeo,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    Guinness, stouts, double bocks, triple bocks, porters, merlot, pinot noir and cabernet, gin and good tequilla.

    Bring it on!!! It's the week after nationals, so I can drink myself silly and my coach can't say squaaaaaat. I'm not allowed to drink the rest of the year, so f*** it!!!
    that's what i'm talking about!

    now, tonight, i'll apply for another credit card, for your visit.



    i'm sure we can find suitable po-tation fer ye.

    and i'm driving, so it's all good.

    just don't come bangin' my bedroom door at 2:30 am.

    wait, did i just say that outloud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    that's what i'm talking about!

    now, tonight, i'll apply for another credit card, for your visit.



    i'm sure we can find suitable po-tation fer ye.

    and i'm driving, so it's all good.

    just don't come bangin' my bedroom door at 2:30 am.

    wait, did i just say that outloud?
    ps. FORGET YOU GUYS YOU BUNCH OF GUYS FORGET YOU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    ps. FORGET YOU GUYS YOU BUNCH OF GUYS FORGET YOU.
    You forgot to edit your post to take everything out of it.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    I'm not posting on the non-cycling portion of this forum again.

    Y'all are teh suxx0r.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    I'm not posting on the non-cycling portion of this forum again.

    Y'all are teh suxx0r.
    That's too bad, we thought we'd won another one over...

    Oh well, it was not meant to be. We'll grieve for half a second and then move on to the next tangent... such is NCD.

    Seriously, most of us thought you had the stuff for hanging around here. You need to be able to take it as well as you give it. You can't just pull out and run away crying, it ruins all the fun.

    Hmm, that might be a good euphemism.
    Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."

    Inara: "It's humiliation."

    Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."


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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop

    now, tonight, i'll apply for another credit card, for your visit.
    ps. FORGET YOU GUYS YOU BUNCH OF GUYS FORGET YOU.
    Oh, I'm sure you'll remember who your friends are when you ain't got a dime...or you run out of coffee, again.

    But, how come you're waiting 'til Decembrrr?
    Why don't you get yer fat a** up to Bawlmer right now, before Scotty buys hisself a white Boxster to match his Miami Vice outfit (I'd like to see how long that look would last on the streets of Baltimoreon...)?
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    ]You can't just pull out and run]
    Oh my...did Von actually just type that????
    "Refreshingly Unconcerned With The Vulgar Exigencies Of Veracity "

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    Meh, looks like I've already posted.

    Seriously though, forums can be addicting.

    I just quit another internet forum cold turkey about a year ago. I was posting during class and it was screwin' up my grades. I was happy to be done with it, but now RBR is destroying my life. I was posting all day today during my classes...

    I should nip it in the bud and quit RBR before I get even more addicted.

    OR, I could keep posting here until Von is helplessly in love with me.

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