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    What is your power animal?

    Well?

    I think mine is a unicorn with a drinking problem. Or maybe an angry ocelot. Not sure.


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    Anchovy, I think. Unless an olive is an animal.
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    Space Coyote, voiced by the man in black.

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    I actually took the quiz and it appears that the bear is my spirit animal.

    Maybe that's why I'm so grumpy in the mornings. I would have guessed 2-toed sloth.

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    A Shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dir-t View Post
    I actually took the quiz and it appears that the bear is my spirit animal.

    Maybe that's why I'm so grumpy in the mornings. I would have guessed 2-toed sloth.
    I took the quiz and I'm a deer. Wanna swap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveG View Post
    I took the quiz and I'm a deer. Wanna swap?
    Let's hold off for a while.

    I'm going to see if it changes when I retake the quiz. My "favorite element" may be different after the few hours I'm about to spend outside in a rain storm.

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    Hmmm, I'm a deer. I don't remember answering a question if I enjoyed being a suburban pest eating people's gardens.

    I'm going to keep taking it until I get Chuck Norris as mine.

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    A bear, but if you asked my wife she'd probably say Cthulu or a donkey.
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    According to the quiz, I'm a snake.

    Personally, I would have gone with... wombat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hfc View Post
    Hmmm, I'm a deer. I don't remember answering a question if I enjoyed being a suburban pest eating people's gardens.

    I'm going to keep taking it until I get Chuck Norris as mine.
    I can't take Chuck Norris as your own... he belongs to the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveG View Post
    I can't take Chuck Norris as your own... he belongs to the world

    No, the world belongs to Chuck Norris. He just lets us live in it.
    More Americans wanted Hillary Clinton to be President than wanted Donald Trump.

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    Also a bear.

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    The quiz says I'm a crow.

    If not for that Jason Lee movie, that would be very uncool. Crows are obnoxious.

    (but so am I? )
    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete in MD View Post
    A bear, but if you asked my wife she'd probably say Cthulu or a donkey.
    Having Cthulhu as one's power animal/spirit guide would be troubling.
    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Coyote.

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    test says i'm a deer.

    i'm cool with that. could be worse, i guess.
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    Tiger... B*t#es!! Woohoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoki View Post
    Tiger... B*t#es!! Woohoo!
    Same here

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    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    The quiz says I'm a crow.

    If not for that Jason Lee movie, that would be very uncool. Crows are obnoxious.

    (but so am I? )
    Crows are strong, crafty, smart, skilled. Resourceful hunters and foragers, powerful flyers. Sounds like a good guide.

    The only thing better would be a raven, which has all the crow attributes, plus it's funnier.
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    Snake....

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