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    What's up with people who have breath that smells like poo?

    Do they not know it smells like poo?
    Do they make it smell like poo on purpose?
    wtf?

    Why do they insist on talking so much, so close to my face. Seriously... I have the chair on the opposite end of the cubicle for a reason.





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    Maybe she just farted?

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    you might reconsider your post if perhaps someone had the heart to tell you a Dirty Sanchez is best performed on others and doesn't work very well as a self application. HTH, FWIW, NTTAWWT, YMMV, get a mac, etc and like that, Lolz, moreon
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    Or perhaps they've been playing a rusty trombone...

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    See the "What about Good Cheese" thread for the answer..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    Do they not know it smells like poo?
    Do they make it smell like poo on purpose?
    wtf?

    Why do they insist on talking so much, so close to my face. Seriously... I have the chair on the opposite end of the cubicle for a reason.





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    I don't think many people brush their tongues. Doing that gets rid of most breath problems. Then again I think some people must eat raw sewage for breakfast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirito
    you might reconsider your post if perhaps someone had the heart to tell you a Dirty Sanchez is best performed on others and doesn't work very well as a self application. HTH, FWIW, NTTAWWT, YMMV, get a mac, etc and like that, Lolz, moreon, I'd hit it

    that was good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    that was good....

    / addendum added
    and stupid me had to google a dirty Sanchez...
    I feel enlightened now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by den bakker
    and stupid me had to google a dirty Sanchez...
    I feel enlightened now.
    try rusty trombone.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    try rusty trombone.
    kinda harmless in comparison, it might actually be clean...
    I might be weird but I kinda lost interest playing with poo when I was 2 or so.....
    Blows your hair back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    try rusty trombone.
    maybe time to bust out my old avatar....enlightening for many I'm sure
    Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
    "The collards tore my wife's stomach up and with her being pregnant and constipated it made for a smelly ride to the cabin in north Georgia." -gut
    "The term "steeping" brings to mind "tea-bagging" and, on far too many levels, I'm simply not comfortable with that." -antonio_b
    "People think maggots are a bad thing, but I'll bet they ate most of the feces he has been sitting in for the last two years. Go maggots! -Mohair

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    maybe they are trying to give up chips?
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    Ya think after kissin azzzzz all day at work they would figure out their breath stinks - and what it smells like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    try rusty trombone.
    or an angry pirate. but seriously it often relates to having an empty stomach.
    that or dumpster diving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weltyed
    maybe they are trying to give up chips?
    This reply was the best...that's funny
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    Bleeding aneurysm in someone with sh!t for brains.
    Just because you won't listen to reason does not mean I have to listen to idiocy.

    I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

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    You trying to get this sent to PO?





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    'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
    They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
    While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
    They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC

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    The wrong type of bacteriae grow on their tongues, producing chemicals with names like cadaverine etc.

    They don't notice the stink just like you don't notice your own cologne a few minutes after you applied it.

    It takes more than just brushing your tongue to get rid of it as the bacteriae are way out on the back of the tongue where brushing is guaranteed to induce gagging.

    Instead of complaining about it here you should tell the gob-rot people they stink out of their mouth worse than a sick dog's behind so that they get a clue.

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    Honesty, though with a little diplomacy, is probably best. Maybe they don't realise it and will appreciate it in the end.
    Albert (5 years old) to Uncle Peter (family friend): "Why don't we play another card game, something you can win at."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    You trying to get this sent to PO?





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    only libs have bad breath and it's a sign of their moral decay.
    Blows your hair back.

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    What about people who just stink in general? We had a guidance counselor in HS that stunk to high heaven. People would anonymously leave "gifts" of soap and deoderant in his office, but he never seemed to get the hint.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    What about people who just stink in general? We had a guidance counselor in HS that stunk to high heaven. People would anonymously leave "gifts" of soap and deoderant in his office, but he never seemed to get the hint.
    Using the fire hose in best Rambo style would probably send a signal he could not miss...
    Blows your hair back.

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