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    What's wrong with this picture?

    Stem CAPtain makes a variety of novelty stem caps... GPS mounts... clocks...

    They also make a bottle opener:



    That is engineered specifically to pour beer all over your top tube as soon as you use it...
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    Stem not slammed, seat too low.
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    "Heineken?! F*** that s***!! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
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    Heineken...?

    yuk, just another photo-oxidized, green-bottle, skunk beer...
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    Do mine eyes deceive me, or is that a twist-off cap?
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    Way too many spacers!

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    A true craft beer bearded hipster fixie rider would not be caught dead with a bottle of Heineken!

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    there are already so many places to open a beer on a bike frame
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie View Post
    there are already so many places to open a beer on a bike frame
    True. And ones that aren't angled to pour the beer all over the bike as soon as you open it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    What's wrong with this picture?
    It's turned sideways. Stand the bike up and the bottle opener works fine. No spilled beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    True. And ones that aren't angled to pour the beer all over the bike as soon as you open it...

    Anyone drinking Heineken deserves to have swill all over their cockpit.
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    I have 3 of their clocks on my bikes, they're pretty nifty. The owners are nice people too.

    Agreed though, if you need a bottle opener to open beer, you shouldn't be drinking it

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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    It's turned sideways. Stand the bike up and the bottle opener works fine. No spilled beer.

    Wheelie FTW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    Wheelie FTW!
    How do you tell someone "Here, hold mah beer while I do a wheelie," when you're required to do a wheelie to open said beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    How do you tell someone "Here, hold mah beer while I do a wheelie," when you're required to do a wheelie to open said beer?

    Don't need someone to hold your beer. Do the no handed wheelie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    Don't need someone to hold your beer. Do the no handed wheelie.

    But how do you hold a beer with no handlebars?
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    even if i had a bottle opener on a bike, i wouldn't use it to open a beer -- might scratch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackfrancois View Post
    even if i had a bottle opener on a bike, i wouldn't use it to open a beer -- might scratch it.
    Meh. You're gonna toss it out when you're done, anyway...

    Oh. Wait. You meant the bike...
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