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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Apparently because it's an a-hole.

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    That Kia was a mess, vs. the suv almost unhurt.

    Reminds me of when I had my old original Jeep Cherokee and was rear ended at a stoplight. Other car was old, junky and a complete writeoff. Jeep had not a scratch.
    We just don’t realize the most significant moments of our lives when they’re happening
    Back then I thought “well there'll be other days”
    I didn’t realize that was the only day
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    There's sometimes a buggy.
    How many drivers does a buggy have?
    One.
    So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy...
    and if you fix your attitude you can ride along with me.
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    the hitter is always worse than the hit-ee in those cases. I think it's actually a pick up
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    still not figgering on biggering

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    Fake News.The chicken didn't cause the accident. The poor driving of the human caused the accident.
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    I never did believe in miracles
    But I've a feeling it's time to try
    I never did believe in the ways of magic
    But I'm beginning to wonder why
    Yossarian: don't worry. nothing's going to happen to you that won't happen to the rest of us.

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    I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxl View Post
    I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
    Never going to happen. That chicken was clearly racist.
    It's a fire road.............
    I'm on a road bike..........

    They have enough in common to blast down it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post
    Never going to happen. That chicken was clearly racist.
    To make sure this doesn't happen again, the chicken should be highly taxed for crossing the road. This way the chicken wouldn't cross the road... problem solved !
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post
    Never going to happen. That chicken was clearly racist.
    Yes, that chicken was clearly right winged.

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    Cluck if you understand the relevance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    Yes, that chicken was clearly right winged.


    It's a fire road.............
    I'm on a road bike..........

    They have enough in common to blast down it.

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    Since it is an Asian country, I didn't see it raise its wing to cross

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post


    that's racist.


    band covering steely dan (not racist)
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