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    You thought the atomic clock was accurate

    You thought the atomic clock was accurate....well let me tell you......

    Up until two weeks ago, my morning constitutional occured at 0600 sharp.....every day...

    Something changed and now it's between 0800-0830......It's messing up my whole day...

    help me get back on track
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    had it in the ear before
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    kashi and coffee keeps me regular.
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    Oh, man.
    I hear ya.

    For years, my routine was:

    0530 - Awaken and walk to the terlet.
    0531:30 - Poop.
    0540 - Turn on the fan and start the day.

    I went camping with the boys, and for whatever reason, didn't take a grumpy for a day or so, and now, I'm dropping the kids off at the pool at least twice a day, if not more.

    Weird
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    Camping always throws me off schedule.

    And biz travel, too. Big, rich meals, poor hydration, wake / bedtimes outta whack.

    What a great topic to start our Friday! Thanks Dave!
    * posted by Creakybot 2013 all rights reserved.
    * not actually waterproof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    Camping always throws me off schedule.

    And biz travel, too. Big, rich meals, poor hydration, wake / bedtimes outta whack.

    What a great topic to start our Friday! Thanks Dave!

    Oh man, that first BM after a constipated weekend of travel, whew!
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    Me too...Business travel really throws me off....

    As for the topic, at least nobody has said "post a pic"
    Dave Hickey/ Fort Worth

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    duuuuuuuuuude! i was gonna start a thread this morning about my morning constituition.

    for some reason, i have already made two ammendments.
    I don't normally "do people." - Dr. Roebuck

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    "......It's messing up my whole day... "
    Great choice of words, lol
    "Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean........against bars, tables, chairs, and poles"

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    The first sign of senility is talking about the daily poop.
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    Make coffee without a filter.
    "Late to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise." -Von Braun

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    Have some activia yogurt with your kashi and coffee.
    No turkey unless it's a club sandwich
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    It's like Roto-Rooter
    Last edited by toomanybikes; 02-17-2010 at 08:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea138
    Have some activia yogurt with your kashi and coffee.
    girls dont pewp
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    In fact... dont even drink coffee. Just grind the beans with your teeth, and finish with some hot water.

    Thats how we used to do it when I was a kid, while walking to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill...both ways!

    nK
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    Poo travels as a wave not a particle. The speed at which the poo travels is the only constant.

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    the fastest thing in the world is that drop of water that splashes up into ur anoos before ur sphincter closes.
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    You people are old.

    Maybe this young fella can bring you back some fiber from the store.
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    Stout beers under trees, please.

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    I like the cane holder....I sure hope it keeps the cane out of the front wheel...
    Dave Hickey/ Fort Worth

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    that bike has so much trail, its not even funny, dayum... super easy to ride at LOW speeds!

    nK
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    Quote Originally Posted by gutfiddle
    the fastest thing in the world is that drop of water that splashes up into ur anoos before ur sphincter closes.
    dats why turds are/should be tapered

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    Big cup of coffee and a cigarette. You'll be constitootin within minutes.





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    Quote Originally Posted by gutfiddle
    girls dont pewp
    Uh-oh.
    No turkey unless it's a club sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by BentChainring
    Thats how we used to do it when I was a kid, while walking to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, in 90 degree weather...both ways!

    nK
    There, fixed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea138
    Have some activia yogurt with your kashi and coffee.
    Then drop a sheet of kevlar in teh bottom of the bowl so pewps don't shoot through it.

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    I don't care when my morning visit comes but if it doesn't happen before I leave for work, it's gonna have to wait. I am NOT pooping at the office unless I am in SERIOUS distress.
    If I do, it's like sitting on a mattress cause I have so much TP covering the seat!

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