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    Bristol To The Rescue

    If we can just hold on a few years, Bristol Palin is willing to step up and save us. Thank goodness for intelligent, young people like her who are willing to serve.

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b224...love_life.html

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    It's sad that she thinks people will still know who she is in nine years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrRoebuck
    It's sad that she thinks people will still know who she is in nine years.
    Oh come the f on now, shes doing what she can to make what she can off her moms fame/infamy. 99.9% of Americans would do the same thing.
    I have never understood the hate for Palin's kids, they are as normal as you would be in that situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrRoebuck
    It's sad that she thinks people will still know who she is in nine years.
    She has a book coming out--her memoirs. It will be a short book.

    Chapter 1) I get knocked up
    Chapter 2) My mom runs for VP with McSame
    Chapter 3) Levi and I say we're getting married
    Chapter 4) Levi and I break up
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    someone please staple her piehole shut..........

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    To avoid legal issues, I meant to type Bristol Palin©

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    Quote Originally Posted by edthehead
    I have never understood the hate for Palin's kids, they are as normal as you would be in that situation.
    How does my post fall into that category of hating Palin's kids? For chrissakes, I even used the word "sad."

    Now, if I'd written that it's funny that she thinks people will know who she is in nine years, that's a different story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    She has a book coming out--her memoirs. It will be a short book.

    Chapter 1) I get knocked up
    Chapter 2) My mom runs for VP with McSame
    Chapter 3) Levi and I say we're getting married
    Chapter 4) Levi and I break up
    LOL.

    And repeat Steps 1, 3, 4. Remove Levi. Insert current boy's name.
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    well thank God

    mom is loaded and famous or her life as a young single mom with the baby-daddy done run-oft would be much different
    one nation, under surveillance with liberty and justice for few

    still not figgering on biggering

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    Quote Originally Posted by zmudshark
    If we can just hold on a few years, Bristol Palin is willing to step up and save us. Thank goodness for intelligent, young people like her who are willing to serve.

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b224...love_life.html
    Over the years I learned that my American neighbours are a hardy bunch. If they could put up with years of Paris Hilton, then Bristol shouldn't be that different.
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    At least Paris did the soft porn thing, dresses trashy and is fairly attactive.
    But has some messed up toes, yuk.

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    Palin/Palin 2020

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    Quote Originally Posted by walter2007
    Palin/Palin 2020
    That would make Cheney/Bush look like a possitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigpen
    At least Paris did the soft porn thing, dresses trashy and is fairly attactive.
    But has some messed up toes, yuk.
    I watched it...it wasn't soft and it ended up on her chest.

    Would I respect Bristol more if she did porn...absolutely. But it should be classy...girl/girl. Plus, it would keep her from getting pregnant again.

    E! (known around our house as "the vowel" and the underlying source of tension to an otherwise great marriage)...did a 2 part Exclusive interview with Bristol at her new--enormous two story house in Arizona(which all single teenage mothers can afford I am sure). Mrs. TMB and I compromised. We watched it...but on mute. Before launching myself onto the mute button I heard her say...she wanted her new relationship to be out of the spotlight...which I can only assume, since that is the last words I heard her say...is why she was doing a 2 day interview on a channel whose claim to fame is Kardashians, chicks that were not hot enough to be playmates if Hef wasn't screwing them, and Ryan Seacrest.

    Literally, Mrs. TMB made us watch the final day of the Daily 10. I think the teared up when they signed off for the last time. This isn't to say I don't enjoy the car wrecks (lindsey, Charlie, et al) but that I prefer to do it with a drink in my hand.
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