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    Fred Thompson goes back to hanging out with his trophy wife.

    Not that you can blame him. Running for president turned out to be more hard work than he could muster...and by muster I mean...Jeebus has he been sleeping for the past 3 months?

    His performance makes General Clark's run 4 years ago look stellar...even with Clark's Talking Heads fitting suit jackets.

    Never have so many cared so little for someone they said they cared so damn much about.

    As an aside...his wife's name is Jeri...I knew a stripper by that name once.
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    It's a shame he gave up the New York DA job to run for President. He seemed to be pretty good at it. I guess he can always run for that office again.

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    Not Grandpa Fred?

    He was supposed to be the savior of the Republican party. The second coming of Reagan.

    I can't believe this.
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    I'd hit it...she looks pretty good also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II


    I'd hit it...she looks pretty good also.
    The more I see that picture the more I suspect that Fred and I knew the same stripper named Jeri.
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    The more I see that picture, the more I suspect that she is actually a mermaid.

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    Ahh he was running for Vice President all along. Don't be surprised if his name shows up on someones ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thatsmybush
    The more I see that picture the more I suspect that Fred and I knew the same stripper named Jeri.

    Damn! I must have missed the good pictures of Fred's wife. Makes me think he is even more off his rocker for wanting to run for President. He should be at home popping vitamin's and ****** and hitting that till he's dead!
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    My, how she has quite a set of Dagmars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatsmybush
    Not that you can blame him.
    You're right. I really can't blame him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohair_chair
    The more I see that picture, the more I suspect that she is actually a mermaid.
    weird....no feet, must be what actually derailed the campaign...never been a 1st lady w/ no feet as far as I know....must not be much tolerance in the GOP for webbed women
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    Seriously...she is not that hot. Go to any trophy wife hot spot in California and that girl gets mistaken for the help. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthman_1
    Seriously...she is not that hot. Go to any trophy wife hot spot in California and that girl gets mistaken for the help. Sorry.
    like you have better...gimme a break
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    No where did I say I had better. No where did I say I wanted or couldn't do better or worse. In the land of Trophy wives, she's a consolation prize. Nothing more, nothing less.

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    Stealth is right

    Quote Originally Posted by stealthman_1
    No where did I say I had better. No where did I say I wanted or couldn't do better or worse. In the land of Trophy wives, she's a consolation prize. Nothing more, nothing less.
    she is average for CA Trophy Wife. Go to Starbucks in Del Mar or hang around Rancho Sanata Fe or up in O.C.

    But Fred isn't that rich, or that famous, or that interesting. He did well.
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    still not figgering on biggering

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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    she is average for CA Trophy Wife. Go to Starbucks in Del Mar or hang around Rancho Sanata Fe or up in O.C.

    But Fred isn't that rich, or that famous, or that interesting. He did well.
    Agree...for Fred that is a not bad. Now that old dude who married Anna Nicole Smith...that was a winner. The old guy probably hated his kids and decided he'd get a little before he went and let the spoiled kids figure it out once he was gone.

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    Some say he ran for office. Others say he walked. Me, I say he moseyed for office. I think he'd rather just play a President on TV or something.

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