Not that you can blame him. Running for president turned out to be more hard work than he could muster...and by muster I mean...Jeebus has he been sleeping for the past 3 months?
His performance makes General Clark's run 4 years ago look stellar...even with Clark's Talking Heads fitting suit jackets.
Never have so many cared so little for someone they said they cared so damn much about.
As an aside...his wife's name is Jeri...I knew a stripper by that name once.