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    God sends ANOTHER storm to the red states!

    What about it, neo-cons? None of those hurricanes is going to New York or California. Either He hates you or He's not really in control, and either way, it must be raising some questions. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory
    What about it, neo-cons? None of those hurricanes is going to New York or California. Either He hates you or He's not really in control, and either way, it must be raising some questions. . . .
    That's 'cause the majority of voters in red states are eager to get to heaven. He's making sure they have the opportunity to get there soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory
    What about it, neo-cons? None of those hurricanes is going to New York or California. Either He hates you or He's not really in control, and either way, it must be raising some questions. . . .
    Don't get over confident, amigo. Right now it is in the South Texas county of Mexico but it could turn across Florida and hit the East coast. The last time that happened was pretty bad for youse guys. Keep your head down and don't deliberately piss God off. Wilma is a real ***** and I'd bet she's a murderous ***** as well.

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    would be quite rare

    to see her do an end around or jump over Florida and then gain Steam up the coast.
    Just like the uncovering of Baker, Swaggart, Limbaugh, O'Reilly God's trying to warn ya yer following the minions of the beast
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    to see her do an end around or jump over Florida and then gain Steam up the coast.
    Just like the uncovering of Baker, Swaggart, Limbaugh, O'Reilly God's trying to warn ya yer following the minions of the beast
    atp-did you really mean to say 'gain Steam' there...or were you just being metaphorical ;) ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    to see her do an end around or jump over Florida and then gain Steam up the coast.
    Just like the uncovering of Baker, Swaggart, Limbaugh, O'Reilly God's trying to warn ya yer following the minions of the beast
    That was the original projected path. Story is that if it lingers over Mexico, it is more likely to come off in a Westerly direction. As for God's intentions, I wouldn't care to try to figure that out but if you look at the evidence; He destroyed New Orleans and when the minority population of that area ended up in Texas, He sent another storm after them. I don't think that exposes Him as a bigot but he seems to be pissed at them for something or other. Uh, most of them are Democrats and those that voted in the last two elections..........

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    was playing on the word, yes

    or maybe being hopeful
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    or maybe being hopeful
    Well watch it bleeding heart libbie-he's only 4 or 5 hours (max) downwind of me !!
    Man. You are all stuped.
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    well maybe ya oughta change your avatar handle

    or be prepared for what ya wish for. where are ya? I'm having a chat with God tonight, I'll put in a good word for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    I'll put in a good word for ya.
    Oh great that's encouraging....with all those folk who prayed for a dem prez the last 2 times-and looking at what we got...tomorrow will probably see NY and MI sink into the center of the Earth like Atlantis and all that etc. etc.

    TIA!
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    no you don't understand

    unlike all those folks, the President and most of the R.R. Leadership

    I actually speak with God, and He actually speaks back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    unlike all those folks, the President and most of the R.R. Leadership

    I actually speak with God, and He actually speaks back.
    Then please ask he/she/it...

    "Why is it that humans have to fight wars, commit politics, watch bozos get elected----whilst all dolphins ever have to do, is muck about in the water having a good time?"

    *please re-center your tin-foil beanies folks....
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    oh already have

    All Dolphins do is eat, screw and play because they are God's chosen.

    God doesn't give a frick about humanity, we're comic relief from an eternity of blissful monotony.

    I watched the USC/ Notre Dame game with God. right after Notre Dame scored and looked like they would win, he leans over to me and with a moutful of tortilla chips says 'now watch this'.

    he hates their frickin green jersey crap. thinks it a form of idol worship, plus he says he rarely interferes in petty things as football games and world wars
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    "two pints of bitter-and quickly please, the world is about to end"

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    I think digital watches are a pretty silly idea-that's gotta count for something right? I've also never hurt any white mice! How about dem apples?

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    yeah waht a frickin brilliant movie

    but I haven't seen it enough to quote it.

    love when the folks in the pub are asking "what should we do?" that and the grocery cart full of beer for the demolition team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    but I haven't seen it enough to quote it.

    love when the folks in the pub are asking "what should we do?" that and the grocery cart full of beer for the demolition team.
    the BBC tv series was much better methinks-aww well, we're screwed anyway right? might as well make a royal mess o things to prove we can right?***

    ***I've got it!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie

    I watched the USC/ Notre Dame game with God. right after Notre Dame scored and looked like they would win, he leans over to me and with a moutful of tortilla chips says 'now watch this'.
    Did he have Doritos breath?

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    no problem

    No problem. Recall that the storms only affect the poor minority people, right? Quote me on that?

    Too bad some natural disasters can't hit Nevada. Oh, wait, they did, about 5 millions years ago, leaving nothing but rocks. At least we have a good place for nuclear waste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory
    What about it, neo-cons? None of those hurricanes is going to New York or California. Either He hates you or He's not really in control, and either way, it must be raising some questions. . . .
    So, what thread did you steal this original thought from?

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    What natural disaster was that?

    Most of Nevada used to be a lake. Maybe if we keep up the ole Global warming trend Lake Lahontan will return. what we're looking at now is a big dry bed.
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