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  1. 04-02-2019 #1
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    Your new saddle is ready...

    https://bikerumor.com/2019/04/02/tai...he-next-level/

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  2. 04-02-2019 #2
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    Let us know how it goes. We'll be waiting.
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    Really cool thing is it's an aerofoil. So the faster you go, the more uplift it creates, the less your bike weighs!
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    100kg rider weight, I think only applies if you're riding on UCI ProTour perfect roads...
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    BTW...putt an Ass Saver on that...and when riding it'll look like you have a bird trying to fly up yer arse. NTTAWWT TIA HTH YMMV.
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  6. 04-02-2019 #6
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    One unexpected pot hole and yer nutz will be straddling the top bar. 😦
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    April Fool's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nova_rider View Post
    April Fool's?
    looks legit...it's on Amazon.

    https://www.amazon.com/All-wing-Sadd.../dp/B01HO42D5E
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxtox View Post
    looks legit...it's on Amazon.

    https://www.amazon.com/All-wing-Sadd.../dp/B01HO42D5E
    $135?! It is made from German nylon though. That is top notch nylon. Kinda like Italian leather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxtox View Post
    looks legit...it's on Amazon.

    https://www.amazon.com/All-wing-Sadd.../dp/B01HO42D5E
    It's sized to fit a very large butt
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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    Really cool thing is it's an aerofoil. So the faster you go, the more uplift it creates, the less your bike weighs!
    ...and, when you get up out of the saddle, it whistles in the wind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    ...and, when you get up out of the saddle, it whistles in the wind!
    Just what I need...a bike that screams at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Just what I need...a bike that screams at me.
    Come to a sudden stop, slide off that saddle, and it won’t be the bike screaming...


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    I can't find the links but similar (simpler) designs have been around for decades.

    We will know if it's viable when we see "Bontrager" stamped on it.
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    Looks just like the moon saddle, which had been around ( and not terribly popular ) for a long time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finx View Post
    Looks just like the moon saddle, which had been around ( and not terribly popular ) for a long time
    Yeah, I remember 20+ years ago, there was always some 'eccentric' who showed up to club rides with one of those.....
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