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    Have any of you played around with http://www.Googlism.com? It's some sort of spin-off from Google -- you type in a person, place, date, or thing, and it tells you what Google "knows" about it in simple declarative statements. Some of the results that it spits out are hilarious, and some are oddly pretty, almost like poetry.

    Anyway, I cranked in the word "bike", and it came back with a result that I thought was strangely good. You could edit it a bit, weed out the gibberish and make it "better", but then you would lose the spirit of the thing. Some of the juxtapositions of different ideas are simply marvellous.

    And so, without further ado, I present the following magnum opus from Google entitled...

    "BIKE":

    bike is down
    bike is blue
    bike is here
    bike is your friend by elisabeth piper
    bike is finally here
    bike is ready
    bike is real
    bike is not a problem
    bike is the right size
    bike is a vehicle too
    bike is for
    bike is a car
    bike is right for you
    bike is a '
    bike is munted laurie and winifred bauer question 17 asked
    bike is no limit to entitlements
    bike is a nice sturdy bike
    bike is a feast for the eyes
    bike is 24/7
    bike is easy when you make your bike carry your stuff
    bike is now available from us with a campag daytona 10speed
    bike is a continual work
    bike is 33lbs
    bike is like a beautifal woman
    bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it?
    bike is for sale
    bike is great for you bmx
    bike is a cow
    bike is home made with
    bike is only as nice as its worst part
    bike is a1995 honda cr 80
    bike is now a 944 with a number of other changes
    bike is ready for delivery
    bike is to be avoided at all costs
    bike is showing it off
    bike is smokin
    bike is a ball by deb777
    bike is no sin
    bike is going to set you back as much as $18
    bike is cool
    bike is not stored correctly
    bike is not a problem nyquist wins stunt park with borrowed bike from staff reports 08/19/2002
    bike is this saturday
    bike is fun and exciting to ride too
    bike is a
    bike is a winner
    bike is mother's little helper
    bike is a vehicle too cyclists appeal to motorists with top ten tip list by julia esrom
    bike is the right one is to ask a few simple questions about how the bike will be used
    bike is good
    bike is for the hooligan in you
    bike is back
    bike is emotionally unavailable
    bike is specifically designed to be ridden comfortably and efficiently in the aerodynamic position using elbow
    bike is no sin by james r
    bike is right for you what type bike you should ride? how do you ride? bike type you should ride
    bike is a '94 honda cbr 600 f2
    bike is a real slice
    bike is munted laurie and winifred bauer question 17 asked for terms that mean `damaged'
    bike is
    bike is good for the soul
    bike is back we're having company
    bike is back hey all
    bike is faster than your bike
    bike is stolen
    bike is this?
    bike is a feast for the eyes by mike gerrard paris drivers aren't nearly as aggressive as people imagine
    bike is a pipe bomb
    bike is down on its left side
    bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it' solutions
    bike is off the road till further notice
    bike is a european
    bike is one of the last traditional air
    bike is now available from us with a campag daytona 10speed group set
    bike is your life
    bike is a quality and reliable bike built mainly for comfort and ease of use
    bike is not always the best
    bike is like a beautiful woman
    bike is hiring
    bike is a proud sponsor of the yale university cycling team
    bike is almost done
    bike is better?"
    bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it? solutions
    bike is to road bike
    bike is powered by a liquid
    bike is ever stolen
    bike is most vulnerable
    bike is home made with an 80cc yamaha 2
    bike is for utility and durability
    bike is a 1997 zx
    bike is only as nice as its worst part by
    bike is a bike is a bike
    bike is a pipe bomb photo page
    bike is everything i expected and more
    bike is convenient

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    Cool Now that's pretty cool.....

    Wow - automated poetry..... Pretty cool though. :>)

    There's actually some poignant combinations of words there.


    And a few funny ones too - like, Bike will set you back at least $18. HA!


    Interesting stuff.......

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    Nice Link! I typed in my name "Dana" and got some funny statements. It would be interesting to see where they got each one from.

    Dana

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    More fun the mypornname.com!

    janet is from an alternative future earth
    janet is nothing more than a fluorescent tube covered with a blue red gel filter
    janet is into bondage
    janet is kayaking on its rivers
    janet is much sought after nationwide to speak on public policy issues that impact
    janet is a gentle tiger


    my name by the way is autumn foxx.........
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

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    cusmano is an experienced and accomplished model in regards to all of her job bookings maintaining a high level of enthusiasm and professionalism in all
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    Googlisimo

    "bike is the right one is to ask a few simple questions about how the bike will be used"

    Brilliant. And true, too.

    jb

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