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    Best bears, worst bears.

    Clearly the best bear is Winnie the Pooh, classic version not that disney dreck.

    Worst bear is a toss up between grizzly and kodiak, with polar a distant third.
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    Stout beers under trees, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr hoo
    Clearly the best bear is Winnie the Pooh, classic version not that disney dreck.

    Worst bear is a toss up between grizzly and kodiak, with polar a distant third.
    well, then that would make the best beer - Bear Wizz Beer.

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    Mike Singletary put Pooh in traction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex-in-Evanston
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    What about the Fridge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
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    honey will give you the squirts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
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    Amateur. The reflected text still shows an H. If you had left the text alone, or changed the reflection, you might have strong photo-fu.
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    Stout beers under trees, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr hoo
    Amateur. The reflected text still shows an H. If you had left the text alone, or changed the reflection, you might have strong photo-fu.
    Oh, I didn't even notice that crap.

    WTF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr hoo
    Clearly the best bear is Winnie the Pooh, classic version not that disney dreck.

    Worst bear is a toss up between grizzly and kodiak, with polar a distant third.
    Why are grizzlies, kodiaks, and polars the worst? Those are the coolest bears of all. You want a worse bear, what about koala bears? Sure, they're cute, but they're mean bastards.

    What about BJ and The Bear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohair_chair
    Why are grizzlies, kodiaks, and polars the worst? Those are the coolest bears of all. You want a worse bear, what about koala bears? Sure, they're cute, but they're mean bastards.

    What about BJ and The Bear?
    how the heck does a chimp have 13K posts?

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    jumping jeebus....

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    how the heck does a chimp have 13K posts?
    you MORON, the CHIMP is BEAR.

    and then the rest of the top 10... who can name them....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr hoo
    Clearly the best bear is Winnie the Pooh, classic version not that disney dreck.

    Worst bear is a toss up between grizzly and kodiak, with polar a distant third.
    Polar bears are the worst, they actually hunt down humans. Kodiaks and grizzlies will kill if you annoy them, polars think of us as food.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Worst Bear

    Kyle Orton

    Oh, what agony it is to be a Bears fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RocketDog
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    Oh, what agony it is to be a Bears fan.
    at least he ain't Joey Harrington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    Polar bears are the worst, they actually hunt down humans. Kodiaks and grizzlies will kill if you annoy them, polars think of us as food.
    If polars are the worst, the polar-grizzly hybrid has to be the super bad bear of all time. These guys aren't looking for pic-i-nic baskets: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12738644/

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    All bears are cool, unless they are trying to eat me. Best bear? I'd say the polar bear in the zoo at Anchorage - the one that tried to eat the stupid tourist.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    I'd say these nice little guys in this story.

    Headline " Bears eat monkey, visitors shocked"

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html
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    What about the smartest bear?

    Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer

    BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) — Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
    The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

    "He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

    Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

    "He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

    A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

    Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

    "This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."

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    Best bear; Yogi!
    Worst bear (s); Care bears!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenWA
    Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer

    BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
    The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

    "He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

    Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

    "He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

    A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

    Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

    "This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
    Rainer isn't that bad. In fact I think the generic "Beer" which I used to consume when I lived in WA was actually rejected Ranier. Tasted OK to me, but I didn't have the $$ to be too picky back then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Oh, I didn't even notice that crap.

    WTF.
    newb..bet your seat is too low too....
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    I'll throw in my .02

    Best Bear: Hamm's Beer Bear




    "From the Land of Sky Blue Waters (Waters),
    From the land of pines, lofty balsam,
    Comes the beer refreshing,
    Hamm's the Beer Refreshing".
    (da-da-dum-dum-dum)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PsyDoc
    Best Bear: Hamm's Beer Bear




    "From the Land of Sky Blue Waters (Waters),
    From the land of pines, lofty balsam,
    Comes the beer refreshing,
    Hamm's the Beer Refreshing".
    (da-da-dum-dum-dum)

    Worst Bear: Cindy Bear

    Oh man...flashback--I seem to remember one of those revolving beer signs they have in bars that showed a outdoor scene along a river. there would be this canoe and it would just keep cycling over and over back to the canoe--I think it was for Hamms.

    just looked on ebay...here is the sign:

    https://cgi.ebay.com/Hamms-Motion-Be...ayphotohosting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Oh man...flashback--I seem to remember one of those revolving beer signs they have in bars that showed a outdoor scene along a river. there would be this canoe and it would just keep cycling over and over back to the canoe--I think it was for Hamms.

    just looked on ebay...here is the sign:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Hamms-Motion-Bee...ayphotohosting
    I had a sweet Hams sign in my garage above the pool table.....I need to rummage through some old pics to see if I can find it.....I think there is one with atp from his rock star days, hair down to the middle of his back, playing pool underneath it......ah, glory days
    Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
    "The collards tore my wife's stomach up and with her being pregnant and constipated it made for a smelly ride to the cabin in north Georgia." -gut
    "The term "steeping" brings to mind "tea-bagging" and, on far too many levels, I'm simply not comfortable with that." -antonio_b
    "People think maggots are a bad thing, but I'll bet they ate most of the feces he has been sitting in for the last two years. Go maggots! -Mohair

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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    I had a sweet Hams sign in my garage above the pool table.....I need to rummage through some old pics to see if I can find it.....I think there is one with atp from his rock star days, hair down to the middle of his back, playing pool underneath it......ah, glory days
    ATP had long hair? You gotta post that! I thought punks all had short hair though.
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