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    bikes direct just googled" "Made in America" getaway bicycle for 350 pound 70 year old politician, what size do I need?"
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    In a dark remote room, Bikes Direct is perfecting his radiated Giant Moa created from preserved bone marrow fragment DNA for re-release in New Zealand.

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    BIkesdirect is trying to talk Oprah into running for President in 2023.

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    Bikes Direct has been indicted in the Mueller probe.

    Trump remains convinced of Bikes Direct's innocence, saying, "Hey, well, they denied it."
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    BikesDirect is starting a fetish-porno production company called BikesErect.
    Also, a related product for older viewers, under the brand Bikes Semi-Erect.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Fergie sang Bikes Direct's version of the national anthem at the NBA All-Star Game.

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    Bikes Direct woke me up at 2:30 this morning with dreams about old friends dying of cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by My Own Private Idaho View Post
    Bikes Direct woke me up at 2:30 this morning with dreams about old friends dying of cancer.
    Frame Saver enema is the answer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    Frame Saver enema is the answer...
    So, I can become immortal by spraying frame saver up my bunghole?
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    So, I can become immortal by spraying frame saver up my bunghole?
    You won’t be immortal, but your bunghole will be.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    You won’t be immortal, but your bunghole will be.
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    That's all I really need.
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    So, I can become immortal by spraying frame saver up my bunghole?
    Make sure to plug the bunghole with a rag or the framesaver will drop all over you shop floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    That's all I really need.
    there is more to life than just talking

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