Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris Can the world survive this epic clash of titans?
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    Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris Can the world survive this epic clash of titans?

    This is good on so many levels... even the completely random kitten.



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    Chuck Norris is the biggest putz to ever inspire a stupid internet meme.
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    Well, someone crapped in Hank's cheerios, that's for sure.

    Lighten up, Henry. I know he's a right-wing tool. But it's fun. And that fight scene is pure gold, both in a 'kung fu is badass' way and in a 'camp' way.

    That's the genius of it.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    No doubt Norris would not have been standing upright nearly so long without the support of the scriptwriter in a fight with Bruce Lee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock
    This is good on so many levels... even the completely random kitten.
    I lived, ate and drank anything related to "Bruce Lee" my entire childhood. He was my hero. I could watch anything by him in awe. Complete and utter awe.


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    I realize this is super old but.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock
    Well, someone crapped in Hank's cheerios, that's for sure.

    Lighten up, Henry. I know he's a right-wing tool. But it's fun. And that fight scene is pure gold, both in a 'kung fu is badass' way and in a 'camp' way.

    That's the genius of it.
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    Sorry but I have little respect for the man's politics and for the idiots that vote for his political choices (based only on his celebrity).

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    Not possible. Mr Rogers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EverydayRide

    Not possible. Mr Rogers?
    Mr. Rogers is a killing machine.

    You didn't know?
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    I kept waiting for Bruce to offer the kitten some food.

    And WTF is up with Chuck's back? Can't he afford to get the front waxed too??

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    Andrea's panties woulda pwned both those guys in two seconds flat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine
    I kept waiting for Bruce to offer the kitten some food.

    And WTF is up with Chuck's back? Can't he afford to get the front waxed too??

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    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
    Andrea's panties woulda pwned both those guys in two seconds flat.
    They actually used to be Bruce Lee's. I bought them in a basement curio shop that also sold Mogwais.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Porter
    Sorry but I have little respect for the man's politics
    ... and that has what to do with this thread?
    It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Nazium
    ... and that has what to do with this thread?
    Don't know as to why you are quoting me, SystemShock brought that up in post #3. My post was only in response to his statement, like I quoted.
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