Can I finish up this box wine before you slap the cuffs on me?
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    Can I finish up this box wine before you slap the cuffs on me?

    Unbelievable...

    http://www.9news.com/news/watercoole...2659&catid=337

    SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A 60-year-old Washington woman arrested for drunken driving three times in three days while vacationing in Wisconsin has been sentenced to a month in jail.


    The woman was arrested first at 2 p.m. March 11, 2008. A deputy saw her try to drive out of a ditch, wearing only one shoe and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.21, authorities said. The legal driving limit is .08.



    Twenty-four hours later, the woman was arrested after her car got stuck in snow in a park campground that was closed for the winter. The woman told an officer she had had four or six cups of wine.



    "I am still finishing up the box of wine in my car from yesterday," authorities reported she told the officer.



    Authorities found a box of Black Fox wine in the car.



    The woman spent 12 hours in jail. She was released and headed west, but was arrested a short time later after someone reported her driving "all over the road," according to a police report.
    An officer found a partial bottle of wine in her car. She had a blood alcohol-level of 0.16.



    Court records released Wednesday show the woman was sentenced last week to 30 days in jail and fined more than $3,000.
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    It's just a box of wine
    I don't know who put it there...
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Court records released Wednesday show the woman was sentenced last week to 30 days in jail and fined more than $3,000.
    wow, it's almost as though they're trying to punish her...

    //shouldn't the FIRST dui be 30 days in jail?
    ////probably off to PO, sorry...
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    wine? it was water! dammit, he did it again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    It's just a box of wine
    I don't know who put it there...
    awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    It's just a box of wine
    I don't know who put it there...
    noice

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    Well, she IS on vacation. I mean, who ISN'T wasted on box wine at 2 pm when vacationing in Sheboygan???

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    Slow learner?

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    First off, who vacations in Sheboygan?

    Second, if forced to vacation in Sheboygan in winter, I would be forced to drink as well.
    Just fast enough to know I am slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jupiterrn
    First off, who vacations in Sheboygan?

    Second, if forced to vacation in Sheboygan in winter, I would be forced to drink as well.
    LOL...growing up in NW Iowa I know what you mean. There is literally nothing to do there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    There is literally nothing to do there.
    unless it's the fall, then they have an awesome mtn bike race.
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    Mmm, boxed wine.

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    dood, BJ... quit pasting the effing ads, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    dood, BJ... quit pasting the effing ads, please.
    what ads? I don't see anything in FF?

    //had to open in IE to see that and edit it. Get a real browser Creaky.
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    I have FF and the ads have come through on this and a few other of your recent pasted posts. But don't stop doing the cut and paste, b/c I'm too lazy to follow a link!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chatterbox
    I have FF and the ads have come through on this and a few other of your recent pasted posts. But don't stop doing the cut and paste, b/c I'm too lazy to follow a link!
    I must have something that blocks it then. I did see it in IE though and removed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chatterbox
    I have FF and the ads have come through on this and a few other of your recent pasted posts. But don't stop doing the cut and paste, b/c I'm too lazy to follow a link!
    I must have something that blocks it then. I did see it in IE though and removed it. Sneaky though...All I did was select all and cut and paste from the website. It must also grab the ads
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