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    Cyclists

    Don't wanna be seen here!

    https://www.instagram.com/hubbardwatch/

    An uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist. Often identified by wearing a helmet that is more than 15 years old, poor judgement on the road or by the ridiculous cargo they carry on their bike. In a racing context hubbards are identified by having unshaven legs, riding a Giant or by an inability go round a corner with the peleton without almost causing a crash. Recumbent cyclists are automatically hubbards.

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hubbard
    Too old to ride plastic

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    I have a recumbent, but I have never put my shorts on inside out! OMG!

    I do have a yellow kit though, ... well jersey.

    Not all recumbents are creampuff's, so watch out on those long straights without any elevation.
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    helmet on backwards is always good for a LOL...
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