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    Daily Haiku

    Things are so effed up

    Corona and politics

    Think I'll ride my bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    Things are so effed up

    Corona and politics

    Think I'll ride my bike
    Pretty good, you make a nice turn into the 3rd line, which should be unrelated on the surface but connected at a deeper level to the first two. More imagery to give the reader a feeling might help though. Not a huge fan of the form, but fwiw on the same theme...


    The world is effed up

    Pestilence and politics

    Spin, windskin, freedom.
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    Stout beers under trees, please.

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    Iím disappointed.
    No responses in Haiku.
    Beeyotches. Moreons.

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    Haikus am too hard
    I don't have time to write them
    Sorry not sorry

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    Post in wrong forum
    Abuse the apostrophe
    Youíll hear from cx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    Post in wrong forum
    Abuse the apostrophe
    Youíll hear from cx
    Oh, ​BURRRRRN!!!!!
    "L'enfer, c'est les autres"

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    Heinous Lounge laughter
    embraces, fear submerges, rear wheel rub
    Crash draft beer
    Last edited by EverydayRide; 08-13-2020 at 01:08 PM.

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    Young Eastern Hemisphere Girls

    Vids are getting old

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    Oh, pretentiousness

    Thy nomenclature, haiku

    Function follows form


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    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    Oh, pretentiousness

    Thy nomenclature, haiku

    Function follows form


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    Sent from my iPad
    using Tapatalk is out of
    place in a haiku

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    Tungsten writes a cheque
    claims he is American
    nobody believes.
    "L'enfer, c'est les autres"

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    Tungsten writes a cheque
    claims he is American
    nobody believes.
    Sadly I must spread
    Some reputation around
    Itís the thought that counts


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    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    Masks are not so bad

    So shut the **** up, Karen

    Take your food and go.

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    Last edited by SystemShock; 08-13-2020 at 10:27 AM.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    All corgis drive Subarus,

    Beets taste of the dirt,

    Lownge, lownge, throw meat on the floor.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    I want to date Eva Green

    But I hear she's French

    Do I fear body odor?
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    The Freakout Friday thread used to be good

    But then lost its edge

    Too many dumb videos of Russians.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Tire prose? Not so fast!
    No reason, prefer rhyme.
    That's the way I roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    The Freakout Friday thread used to be good

    But then lost its edge

    Too many dumb videos of Russians.
    Haiku 5-7-5
    not form Systemshock using
    that's just freeform schlock
    "L'enfer, c'est les autres"

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    Haiku 5-7-5
    not form Systemshock using
    that's just freeform schlock
    Also make a note
    Kojoís second line failed too
    It had only six

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    Haiku 5-7-5
    not form Systemshock using
    that's just freeform schlock
    Canít you see? Consistency
    is the hobgoblin
    of little minds, No Time. Fart.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    Also make a note
    Kojoís second line failed too
    It had only six
    You didn't hear the stutter.
    It was a translation.
    Who gives a rat's ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    The Freakout Friday thread used to be good

    But then lost its edge

    Too many dumb videos of Russians.
    Quote Originally Posted by RussiaRussiaRussia4Years-Collusion
    Ran'she vetka na temu "Urod pyatnitsa" byla khoroshey

    No potom poteryal kray

    Slishkom mnogo tupykh video rossiyan.
    Roses R Red,
    All highlights are Blue
    What all wish you'll own

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    EverydayRide

    Young Eastern Hemisphere Girls

    Vids are getting old
    Try Ignore.

    I won't be offended.

    Sincere, apologies, #safespace

    Shalom.

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    Back High Face to Wind
    Prairie Dog Position
    Painful Fit Horizon

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