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    Dead Bigfoot found

    Damn...what a week. First the Chupacabra caught on film and now Bigfoot's corpse!

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

    https://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

    here he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Damn...what a week. First the Chupacabra caught on film and now Bigfoot's corpse!

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

    https://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

    here he is

    You know these things always happen in threes. Will tomorrow's find be the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, or a drug-free cyclist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
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    I was wondering there for a minute...if they'd have said they found him in TX I might have alerted the authorities.
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    When's the BBQ? What does a Bigfoot burger taste like? (no code)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    I was wondering there for a minute...if they'd have said they found him in TX I might have alerted the authorities.
    According to this site, Texas ranks fifth in Bigfoot sightings. Of course, most of those could be Dave.

    The dead one was found in Georgia of all places.

    http://www.bfro.net/GDB/#usa

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohair_chair
    According to this site, Texas ranks fifth in Bigfoot sightings. Of course, most of those could be Dave.

    The dead one was found in Georgia of all places.

    http://www.bfro.net/GDB/#usa
    California is #1 closely followed by FL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Damn...what a week. First the Chupacabra caught on film and now Bigfoot's corpse!

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

    https://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

    here he is

    That could be anything with brown fur
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    This sh!t happens in threes man, Nessie should be washing up in the next 24 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    California is #1 closely followed by FL.
    Ahem:
    Washington4376-20089-2007

    California3877-20088-2008

    Oregon2047-20088-2008

    Ohio1952-20076-2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by treebound
    Ahem:
    I suck at statistics comprehension.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    I suck at statistics comprehension.
    No problem, I grew up in Washington. Never saw a Sasquatch the whole time I was there, never visited Humptulips either (not that I know of).
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    Quote Originally Posted by undies
    You know these things always happen in threes. Will tomorrow's find be the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, or a drug-free cyclist?
    It might even be a non-bearded 'bent rider
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    Quote Originally Posted by treebound
    never visited Humptulips either (not that I know of).
    Not missing anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    That looks like one of those cheap-ass gorilla masks you can buy at Party City.
    Move along...nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asterisk
    Not missing anything.
    I just like using the name sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by treebound
    No problem, I grew up in Washington. Never saw a Sasquatch the whole time I was there, never visited Humptulips either (not that I know of).
    my 8th grade english teacher swore he saw Sasquatch while hiking with his younger brother as a kid. I beleive he beleives he did. Guy wasn't one to tell a tale.

    When i was in HS we went up around Mt. Baker and stayed in these log cabins with a group of familes from my church. Myself and about 4 other guys were messing with the younger kids. We'd go outside a cabin and make some freaky moaning noises. Others of us would tell the little kids it was Sasquatch. Got them quite scarred. A few started guessing it was one of the guys, so we'd switch roles and another would go out moan a lot and break branches.

    Well, eventualy the guy that ran the place heard us. (we were pretty loud) He came out of his house stalking us with flashlight and shotgun
    we had to fess up to the kids after their parents couldn't get them to sleep
    good times.
    laughing so hard i'm lucky i didn't piss myself

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    I'm with Let's Ride. It's a dead drunk dude from last Halloween in a gorilla costume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by treebound
    No problem, I grew up in Washington. Never saw a Sasquatch the whole time I was there, never visited Humptulips either (not that I know of).
    One boring day, I read a whole bunch of these reports. This was a favorite:

    http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=12156

    The second occurence happened on July 3rd. It was about 7:30pm; I was walking my bike along Hwy 242 (Mckenzie Pass Hwy). I was about 7 miles west of Sisters, OR. It was nice clear weather, sunny and early evening. I was walking the bike because I was too tired to ride, and it was too early to make camp. ...Well, all of a sudden I heard 4 knocks come from the woods just to my right about 50 feet away, behind a stand of trees and bushes. At first I thought Bigfoot, having heard wood knocking on the internet; I immediately looked at the road ahead to see if it was up, down or level. Being the bike and gear weighed 80 pounds, I would be able to make my escape only if it was down, and it was. I looked back at the area the knocks came from, and now saw one large bush suddenly shake, and then what sounded like a very low animal-like growl coming from it. At first I thought FLEE, but then thought of reports I'd read on BFRO, how people often filled with terror and ran. So I decided not to do that. I stood there and watched to see what was next, trying to act brave, and stood for about 30 seconds and thought- hell I don't really care what's next, I just wanted out, this ain't gonna be the day I investigate Bigfoot, I actually said to myself - maybe I'd comeback some other day. So I started walking off, and nothing else happened. I camped about 2 miles west from there.
    And for those who did the RBR Santa Cruz ride, I'll bet you had no idea you were in Bigfoot country.

    http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=11162

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    Quote Originally Posted by Room 1201
    It might even be a non-bearded 'bent rider
    Be careful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Damn...what a week. First the Chupacabra caught on film and now Bigfoot's corpse!

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

    https://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

    here he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by undies
    You know these things always happen in threes. Will tomorrow's find be the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, or a drug-free cyclist?
    I'm hoping one of the Roswell aliens escapes captivity.

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