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    Earlier Today, I Left Some Uncooked Bacon...

    on the counter. I should:

    cook up and make salad topping

    cook up and make 3rd and 4th egg sammie of the day

    cook up sprinkle on top of fettucine alfredo

    cook up and eat

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    None of these. Eat it raw, puke tons 8 hours later, call it a 'power cleansing'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    None of these. Eat raw, puke tons 8 hours later, call it a 'power cleansing'.
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    Last month, a Doctor introduced me to a bottle of Mag Citrate. Beyond power cleansing... beyond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    Last month, a Doctor introduced me to a bottle of Mag Citrate. Beyond power cleansing... beyond.
    In that case, fettucini alfredo. It'll last through several helpings.

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    Cook it all up at once, make a mess. Freeze in a ziplock. Pull out pieces as you need them in the future. Mess-less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harryman View Post
    Pull out pieces as you need them in the future. Mess-less.
    giggle... it's cute that you think cooked bacon has a future.

    Never tried this but could you sprinkle it over heat & eat Ramen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    Last month, a Doctor introduced me to a bottle of Mag Citrate. Beyond power cleansing... beyond.
    I found this a while back and have been waiting for just the chance to share it...

    https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/pain-in-butt


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    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo View Post
    I found this a while back and have been waiting for just the chance to share it...
    this this this OHMYGAWDITHAPPENEDTOANOTHERHUMANBEING this...

    I no longer feel like a freak and am emailing this to my cynical doc who thought I had a "little pansy sphincter" and just needed to push harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo View Post
    I found this a while back and have been waiting for just the chance to share it...

    [FONT="]https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/pain-in-butt

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    That was hilarious.....
    You can't fix stupid.

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    I kind of wish it were legal to staple people in the face.

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    E.) Its meat. Throw it on the floor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    E.) Its meat. Throw it on the floor.


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    You need to be flogged for that, but since I like you...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    You need to be flogged for that, but since I like you...

    She can spank me. Sorry for off topic post.
    You can't fix stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio

    I kind of wish it were legal to staple people in the face.

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    OMG, this is brilliant!

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