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    Eddie Van Halen

    What's happened to him?
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    Switched at birth with Gollum? yikes!


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    Holy cow ... I've been panhandled by people who looked better
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    Running with the Devil, that's what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
    What's happened to him?
    i'm sure he's lived a long, full, happy, rich life, and it's about over. btw i look just like him, except without the hair or tan, with more teeth, and much taller, and i can't play guitar for sh!t.

    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    is he using.....

    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
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    ............Ozzie's doctor????

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    Looks like he's on the Keith Richard(s) diet.

    I just hope Valerie doesn't look that bad, too....

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    I wish I could play guitar like Gollum. I mean EVH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
    What's happened to him?
    booze and cigs...

    actually if he cut his hair he'd look much younger.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Hmmm, meth?
    I want to know why Hemingway cracked. Sometimes truth is stanger than fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Walrus
    Looks like he's on the Keith Richard(s) diet.

    I just hope Valerie doesn't look that bad, too....
    You did know Eddie and Valerie split up a few years ago?

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    Found this on Wikipedia:

    "During the late 1990s Van Halen was treated twice for tongue and mouth cancer. During an interview with Howard Stern on Sirius satellite radio channel 100 on September 8, 2006, Eddie claimed that holding a metal pick in his mouth 12-14 hours per day while immersed in the electromagnetic radiation of his music studio caused his tongue cancer (despite this seeming scientifically unlikely). He said he continues to smoke because "cigarettes didn't cause the cancer".[10]

    Eddie also revealed that he stopped the cancer via an illegal method (the nature of which he declined to specify) in conjunction with a pharmaceutical lab with which he's affiliated in New York state. He said a portion of his tongue was removed and experimented on, and then the technique was performed on him. He said he has lost one third of his tongue, though his speech sounds virtually unaffected. Despite his battles with oral cancer, Eddie has been photographed in public as recently as July 2006 smoking cigarettes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    booze and cigs...

    actually if he cut his hair he'd look much younger.
    I can just picture a cig hanging out of his mouth right where that tooth is missing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    btw i look just like him, except without the hair or tan, with more teeth, and much taller, and i can't play guitar for sh!t.

    You got nicer teeth than him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
    You got nicer teeth than him.
    Surprise, surprise....

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff in Texas
    Despite his battles with oral cancer, Eddie has been photographed in public as recently as July 2006 smoking cigarettes."
    my buddy had a cig with him outside a local Subway while waiting for their sandwiches one night. Nice

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    Booze and cigs catches up with you in the end.

    What a moreon still smoking and drinking after mouth cancer BTW,

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    Quote Originally Posted by il sogno
    What's happened to him?
    Charlie Van Halen?
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    This post needs a "before" shot... Here he is in 1984..

    or..it's mickey mac from his garage band days.....
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    And to think Valerie Bertinelli passed up me for him.

    We used that picture in the paper today, and we got calls all day from people saying, "THAT'S not Eddie Van Halen." I think the meth teeth are making him look older...

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    Man, I had to crank up Eruptions just to drown all u cynics out. Eddie's going to come out of rehab with a new set of choppers with a cig hangin off his lip, hook up with David Lee, and teach you doubters an overdue lesson in how to rock...... later

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    Quote Originally Posted by lookrider
    ........Eddie's going to come out of rehab with a new set of choppers with a cig hangin off his lip, hook up with David Lee, and teach you doubters an overdue lesson in how to rock...... later
    I don't want to see that train wreck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hickey
    This post needs a "before" shot... Here he is in 1984..

    or..it's mickey mac from his garage band days.....
    Now there's Eddie the great musical innovator.

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    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    i think he is looking good.
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