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    Fight Club: If you could fight anyone from history, who would it be and why?

    Hypothetical, so no pacifism.

    Mine is Ben Afflec. Not really an interesting choice, but my freshman roommate and I had an argument on whether or not I could beat him up...we still argue about it today.

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    Franklin D Roosevelt. I would kick his cripple ass. And take his wheelchair.
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    I could take Helen Keller, no problem.

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    Not exactly an inspired choice, but I'd feel pretty good about beating the living @#$% out of Hitler. Or my ex boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by q_and_a
    I could take Helen Keller, no problem.
    No way man....those special people come out swinging. Will drop you like a bad habit, trust me.

    Me and Jesus, mono y mono....no miracle gonna save his butt and I don't if he brings his posse with him.
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    I think Ben Affleck might beat David Caruso out for the worse actor award. Actually Chuck Norris is the worse actor but nobody has the balls to tell him.

    BTW, I could totally kick Ghandi's a$$.
    "It's turtles all the way down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jupiterrn
    No way man....those special people come out swinging. Will drop you like a bad habit, trust me.

    Me and Jesus, mono y mono....no miracle gonna save his butt and I don't if he brings his posse with him.
    She'd have to find me first. I'm not quick, but I am very quiet around deaf and blind people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticMotif
    Hypothetical, so no pacifism.

    Mine is Ben Afflec. Not really an interesting choice, but my freshman roommate and I had an argument on whether or not I could beat him up...we still argue about it today.
    Hard to choose: Humphrey Bogart or Daryl Hannah



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    I would fight Jesus. If he beat the stuffing out of me, he would just heal me, so there would be no downside.
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    But .... a long NNC session and jerkin' the gherkin to some old-school pr0n... not necessarily in that order. Much cheaper than H&B. JustTooBig
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtymxdh
    Sheath Wedger...


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    But .... a long NNC session and jerkin' the gherkin to some old-school pr0n... not necessarily in that order. Much cheaper than H&B. JustTooBig
    mtymxdh is right... you have been scammed my dear. Creakyknees

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    I would fight Jesus. If he beat the stuffing out of me, he would just heal me, so there would be no downside.

    he carries a shotgun so be careful....


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    But .... a long NNC session and jerkin' the gherkin to some old-school pr0n... not necessarily in that order. Much cheaper than H&B. JustTooBig
    mtymxdh is right... you have been scammed my dear. Creakyknees

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    I'd fight this guy for his name...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtymxdh
    he carries a shotgun so be careful....
    Jesus don't need no shotgun 'cause


    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Toulouse-Lautrec. I could definitely take him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robdamanii
    Walt Whitman.

    Leaves of Grass my @ss! I hate you Walt Freakin' Whitman!

    OMG! This is the second time in a week that someone in the lounge has picked the exact same thing I had in mind. It's mind control I tells ya!


    Whitman was a wanna be, fake and I would so pound his wrinkly ass.
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    Not original...Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmxhacksaw
    BTW, I could totally kick Ghandi's a$$.
    Well sure, but he'd still win.
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