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    The Goatpocalypse

    Hide yer shrubberies!!

    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

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    That's funny.
    Man if those got out and no one noticed, and they all descended onto one yard, they could probably pick it clean in a few minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    That's funny.
    Man if those got out and no one noticed, and they all descended onto one yard, they could probably pick it clean in a few minutes.
    Lol, yup.

    Funniest thing is it happened right here in the Silicon Valley (East San Jose)... the goats were a ‘brush-clearing crew’ that escaped.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    Man if those got out and no one noticed, and they all descended onto one yard, they could probably pick it clean in a few minutes.
    No kidding!

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    Here I've been planning for a zombie apocalypse when it turns out I should have been planning for goats

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    “Apocalypse Journal, Day 17.

    The goats have become organized. Repeat, the goats have become organized.

    God help us all...”
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveG View Post
    Here I've been planning for a zombie apocalypse when it turns out I should have been planning for goats
    Just wait til COVID jumps species and we have flesh eating zombie goats
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    These goats would be welcomed on my property. I've been spending the better part of a week clearing brush in preparation for fire season.

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    I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords...
    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    Laid off or furloughed yoga goats looking for things to do.

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    Oh my

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    Exclamation The Trotting Dead

    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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