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    A guy walks into a bank without a mask on...
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    realizes he can just use Venmo so turns around and goes back home.

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    A guy walks into a bar. He says Id like a Corona please. So the bartender coughs on him.

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    A guy walks into a bank without a mask on... puts his bank robber note back into his pocket, realizing his cover has been blow and runs back home!
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    A guy walks into a bar... you'd think he would have seen it.
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    Blind guy walks into a bar. And into a chair, a table, a bench . . . . . . . . .
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    .....and says; "Wrecked 'im? Durn near killt 'im!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    A guy walks into a bank without a mask on...
    And he tells the Teller, "I gottah leave." She says, "Oh no, do another deposit, please." He tells the Teller, "That next bank teller customer just threw up all over the counter after looking at me." The Teller, "Oh no, don't take it personal, he wasn't looking specifically at you, he was dipping his chips into the back of your neck ...." The guy says, "I know I have mycobacterium leprae.. but really?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    A guy walks into a bank without a mask on...
    The Teller says, "OH! your brother just walked into Tully's bar with a 40 foot ladder." Guy says, "Really?" Teller, "He told the counter that his brother thought the drinks were on the house?
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    Teller, "You need a Triple A Jump Start. Customer, "Nope, I have German."
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