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    Thumbs up This is how I know that the world is operating normally.

    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived. On the cover, we have:

    - Lean and Strong - boost power, build muscle, beat fatigue
    - A dude wearing capo forma black, red, and white kit, on a matching Cdale, with yellow shoes
    - Lance and Alberto
    - and a "no time" training plan.

    Ahh, peace at last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived. On the cover, we have:

    - Lean and Strong - boost power, build muscle, beat fatigue
    - A dude wearing capo forma black, red, and white kit, on a matching Cdale, with yellow shoes
    - Lance and Alberto
    - and a "no time" training plan.

    Ahh, peace at last.
    That would surely stimulate a BM after a cup o joe in the AM. I am a little disappointed that there is no article on how to lose 10lbs OFF season though.
    Just fast enough to know I am slow.

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    Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived. On the cover, we have:

    - Lean and Strong - boost power, build muscle, beat fatigue
    - A dude wearing capo forma black, red, and white kit, on a matching Cdale, with yellow shoes
    - Lance and Alberto
    - and a "no time" training plan.

    Ahh, peace at last.
    can you give a brief bullet point summation of the "no time" training plan.

    thx
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    Quote Originally Posted by jupiterrn
    That would surely stimulate a BM after a cup o joe in the AM. I am a little disappointed that there is no article on how to lose 10lbs OFF season though.
    that's next month. can't possibly put all nine topics in a single issue... duh
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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    can you give a brief bullet point summation of the "no time" training plan.

    thx
    Sorry. Dont' have time for that.
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    just make sure your coffee path is clean and bammo..10lbs lost.
    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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    no time

    Is that the No Time Endurance Training Plan for RAAM hopefuls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived.
    Is it stiff yet compliant?
    It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

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    Yeah, but how do I get fast now?

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    wait a minute! no sexy calves contest?
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    What? no "You too can ride 100 miles"

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    You must get your issues via reverse mail. I've had mine for almost 2 weeks now.

    Beets are good.













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    I was just going to say...

    Quote Originally Posted by frdfandc
    You must get your issues via reverse mail. I've had mine for almost 2 weeks now.

    Beets are good.













    and make you pee red.

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    Does it say if Treks are good bikes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived. On the cover, we have:

    - Lean and Strong - boost power, build muscle, beat fatigue
    - A dude wearing capo forma black, red, and white kit, on a matching Cdale, with yellow shoes
    - Lance and Alberto
    - and a "no time" training plan.

    Ahh, peace at last.
    You do know the definition of insanity, don't you?

    Why are you still subscribing to that rag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    Does it say if Treks are good bikes?
    Do they still pimp The Liberator sex pillows in the back of the mag?
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Will the "no time" training plan allow me to get in my best shape ever so I can ride my first century this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by robwh9
    Will the "no time" training plan allow me to get in my best shape ever so I can ride my first century this coming WEEKEND?
    fixed it for you
    Improving on self-torture for more than 3.6^2 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Do they still pimp The Liberator sex pillows in the back of the mag?
    now you know why I continue to subscribe
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    "Three budget bikes we LOVE" has to be in there somewhere!

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    Anything on building better abs?
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    Good to know some things never change. One year of Bicycling mags will last a lifetime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    The new issue of Bicycling has arrived. On the cover, we have:

    - Lean and Strong - boost power, build muscle, beat fatigue
    - A dude wearing capo forma black, red, and white kit, on a matching Cdale, with yellow shoes
    - Lance and Alberto
    - and a "no time" training plan.

    Ahh, peace at last.
    That's funny, he's a riding friend of mine

    Some good ball busting headed his way.

    -matt

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    funny I bought a copy at the detroit airport yesterday, I am going to write them a letter, return it and ask for my money back!
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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