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    Iím studying the effects of pooped leafs on cycling forums.

    I would love if you could fill out this 30 second survey on pooped leafs and cycling. What Iím finding so is nice and the visuals are fun, but I need more poop or leafs right now.

    Thanks !

    What is your current leaf consumption?

    How old do your leafs feel?

    How does your poop feel?

    Are you physically pooped? Defined as some or all of the following: you eat leafs regularly, you rarely feel like your poop is holding you back and you're happy when you think about the state of your poop and your physical leaf pooping ability.

    Describe your pooped leaf in one word. What word comes to mind when you think about being alone with your pooped leaf?

    Anything you would like to add to your poop?

    Leave your urologists name if you would like to be notified of results
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    I just slipped a frozen pee disk under your door.

    On the other hand, we've not had to assplain NNC for a while. Win?


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    Can you eat the leaves of beets?

    Here's a tip: when you're washing and peeling the beets, and you trim off the green leafy tops, don't toss them away! The greens and the stems are edible, and make a great substitute for any green such as spinach, swiss chard, and bok choy. They can be steamed, sauteed, braised, added to soups, and eaten raw.

    then, there's this:

    Last week I told you that certain vegetable plants have edible leaves and stems ó like carrot tops and beet greens. ... Leaves and roots contain high concentrations of oxalic acid known to cause stomach irritation and kidney problems. Death from consumption of oxalic acid is rare, but possible.
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    pffft...... strangers read these???? oh boy.....

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    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    pffft...... strangers read these???? oh boy.....

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    I sense a movement afoot...

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    Finally, research that addresses the pooped leaf problem! I'll get to work on declaring November to be Pooped Leaf Awareness Month. Kind of fitting that it coincides with election time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Finally, research that addresses the pooped leaf problem! I'll get to work on declaring November to be Pooped Leaf Awareness Month. Kind of fitting that it coincides with election time.
    Seems like there should be a connection between this and Movember...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    pffft...... strangers read these???? oh boy.....

    There are currently 13 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 10 guests)
    Guests? ... shouldn't there be a different name for them? I mean we really haven't invited them in.

    I think they should be called "Audience of The Lounge"... and we need to sell tickets...
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    Sorry, I just pooped last week. Not due for another one until December.

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    Ask your doctor if pooped leafs are right for you.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did Ė peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    I pooped a great poop today, but no leafs.

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    That's so Canadaeian.

    And

    As such, and therefore, as so on,

    and MAPS.

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    Okay, OKAY! I got it. The rasp for a bodily function, roadside, and the arbitrary choices of Mapel vs. Pine.

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    I've been eating lots of leaves. I'm pooped.

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    I thought this thread is about the perils of poop on the road covered with leaves when riding. You know, in the winter, it's the effects of black ice when riding, in the fall it's the leaves, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bvber View Post
    I thought this thread is about the perils of poop on the road covered with leaves when riding. You know, in the winter, it's the effects of black ice when riding, in the fall it's the leaves, no?
    That's just silly talk. How could you possibly come up with a far flung idea like that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bvber View Post
    I thought this thread is about the perils of poop on the road covered with leaves when riding. You know, in the winter, it's the effects of black ice when riding, in the fall it's the leaves, no?
    living here in farm country, I have slid on manure slicks more times that I care to remember! Never gone down as a result but the sh!t is slippery!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    That's just silly talk. How could you possibly come up with a far flung idea like that?
    How? It just reminded me of hearing my female friend who's had an incident when MTB-ing couple years ago in the fall which a chunk hit her on the chin. Yes, it missed her mouth by a fraction of an inch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    living here in farm country, I have slid on manure slicks more times that I care to remember! Never gone down as a result but the sh!t is slippery!
    Or you can wait couple more weeks till they freeze. It will be just like riding over a piece of rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bvber View Post
    Or you can wait couple more weeks till they freeze. It will be just like riding over a piece of rock.
    So, by the transitive property, gravel bikes are really just winter poop bikes...


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    U guys need to get off this 3rd grader poop thing, or else the POS is going to start twittering about it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by duriel View Post
    U guys need to get off this 3rd grader poop thing, or else the POS is going to start twittering about it!
    I resent that! Clearly our humor is at the 4th grade level, even the 5th grade level in some cases!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    I resent that! Clearly our humor is at the 4th grade level, even the 5th grade level in some cases!
    The third grade poop thing is exactly on the same level as the cycling forum thing.. It's a perfect match.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    The third grade poop thing is exactly on the same level as the cycling forum thing.. It's a perfect match.
    Admittedly there is a fine line between 3rd grade humor and 4th grade humor. The 4th graders spell a little better and know fancier words, maybe more options to describe the human fecal excrement besides "poop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    Can you eat the leaves of beets?
    Yes, but they'll still taste like dirt.
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