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    Quote Originally Posted by BentChainring
    I'm glad this thread wont die.
    Just like a poopy spinach leaf....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    furst!
    you must love this thread.

    3rd bump from history?
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    Holy thread dredge Batman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.
    That's because spinach is not food, it's what food eats.

    Focus on human food like meat, bread, and beer and you won't be passing undigested stuff.

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    One more Miracle and you could become a saint !!!

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    Are you bragging? It wasn't a four leaf clover...teh

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomk96
    you must love this thread.

    3rd bump from history?
    you must admit it's a classic thread. someone mentioned Sintesi the other day and I coudn't resist the dredge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    you must admit it's a classic thread. someone mentioned Sintesi the other day and I coudn't resist the dredge.
    Sintesi had some classics...hope he is well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio_B
    This sure beats the Neko Case thread, hands down.
    Suck it, Antonio.

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    Why the heck

    And when people have an extended absence they need to find a way to alter their profile to briefly explain where the heck they are.

    The lounge has lost so many soldiers over the years!

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    my kid just pooped 12 feet across the room
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    FIRST!!!!!

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    It seems like an annual ritual to pull this one out of the crapper..... and amazingly it's still in one piece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain
    It seems like an annual ritual to pull this one out of the crapper..... and amazingly it's still in one piece.
    nice, you pulled that one right outta your azz...
    Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
    "The collards tore my wife's stomach up and with her being pregnant and constipated it made for a smelly ride to the cabin in north Georgia." -gut
    "The term "steeping" brings to mind "tea-bagging" and, on far too many levels, I'm simply not comfortable with that." -antonio_b
    "People think maggots are a bad thing, but I'll bet they ate most of the feces he has been sitting in for the last two years. Go maggots! -Mohair

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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    nice, you pulled that one right outta your azz...
    It seems to be where my best work comes from.
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    I can't eat spinach without thinking of this thread.

    Thank's alot, lounje. Your a idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    I can't eat spinach without thinking of this thread.

    Thank's alot, lounje. Your a idiot.
    This thread deserves to live!
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    Deja-pooh
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    Hmmm, imagine a slight lyric change. "I pooped a leaf...."
    "The mouse with the overbite explained/how the rabbits were ensnared/ and the skinny scanty sylph/ trashed the apothecary diplomat/ inside the three-eyed monkey/ within inches of his toaster-oven life."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    This thread deserves to live!
    What about eating asparagus? I can eat one tiny piece, and my pee smells for two days.

    Anyone else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by murbike
    What about eating asparagus? I can eat one tiny piece, and my pee smells for two days.

    Anyone else?
    Yep.....



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    yes and

    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen
    Yep.....



    ///it''s genetic
    Whenever I eat kale, my testicle grow leaves......
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    I can't eat spinach without thinking of this thread.

    Thank's alot, lounje. Your a idiot.
    ^^This^^

    Again.

    I go to Subway to get a $5 foolong, and I usually get spinach instead of lettuce. About halfway through the sandwich, I think of this thread. Without fail...Every time.

    Moreons.

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    Whatever happened to Sintesi?

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    I think of this thread every time I pewp
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