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    Re: I pooped a leaf

    Poop...
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    Re: I pooped a leaf

    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II View Post
    Poop...
    I pooped a corn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
    I pooped a corn.
    Corned poop? I hear that's good on rye.

    This seems like a good time to re-live the great poop-burger incident of 2011.
    C'est dommage que je sois un ignorant, car je vous citerais une foule de choses ; mais je ne sais rien.

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    If you try eating pine cones, make sure you down them in the correct direction.
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    Should have corn with that spinach next time, then you can re-eat and save $$$

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    My dog once pooped an entire plastic grocery bag. He had to pull it out his rear with his teeth. He was turning in circles, and it took him at least 10 minutes to finally get it all the way out. I was surprised he wasn't injured in the incident; thought we'd have to run him to the vet as soon as he finished, but he seemed fine and we didn't notice any blood.

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    poooooooooooooooooop bump.
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    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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    I leafed a poop
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    I'm getting to the age that pooping a leaf is a celebration!!

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    Have you ever taken a dump that smelled like broccoli but you hadn't eaten broccoli in two weeks?
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    This thread is 9 years old and I never responded until now. Why, I have no idea, but the idea of pooping an intact leaf has always been attractive to me.
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein

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    When I was growing up, we were so poor that if you pooped a leaf like that, you were expected to pick it out of your poo, wash, dry it, and have it for dinner again.

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    This whole pooping thing you talk of is totally foreign to Kim Jong-un

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    I hear you're supposed to chew your food before swallowing.
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    It wasn't an overdose and a heart attack that killed Elvis when he was on the toilet. It was a leaf…..he pooped a leaf.

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    How did the Cubans get into cigar making? They pooped a leaf.
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein

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    Best. Thread. Evar.
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    When in doubt, poop, poop, poop a leaf.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    I just cant quit this thread.
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    It's a barrel of laughs when everyone is pooping leafs....until someone loses an eye.

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    I understand that no two pooped leaves are exactly alike.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    I understand that no two pooped leaves are exactly alike.
    And who is the one that has determined this 'fact'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jwiffle View Post
    My dog once pooped an entire plastic grocery bag. He had to pull it out his rear with his teeth. He was turning in circles, and it took him at least 10 minutes to finally get it all the way out. I was surprised he wasn't injured in the incident; thought we'd have to run him to the vet as soon as he finished, but he seemed fine and we didn't notice any blood.
    Yup.

    Hypothetically, a dog could poop out an entire balloon as well. Or, quite similarly, an entire condom...like, hypothetically, if one was - ahem - used, and then tied off as you do a balloon...

    seeing that in my dog's poop really freaked me out. Well, I mean if it happened, hypothetically, it would freak me out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VaughnA View Post
    And who is the one that has determined this 'fact'?
    Stephen Hawking.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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