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    78.) But, Opus, I want to ride with my friend. How do I maintain "social distance"? Behold! The Social Distandem



    https://www.bikeradar.com/news/social-distandem/

    From the makers of the: Bi-curious-cycle, the Helocipede and the You-Me Cycle...
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    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    79.) Are you like me? Wait. Of course not. If you were like me you'd be writing this so you wouldn't even need to ask such a dumb question. But, I digress...

    Sick of using earbuds only to have them fall out of your ears at an inopportune moment? Well, worry no more. I have invented an ingenious device for holding your earbuds securely in place:



    Since it goes over your head, I'm thinking of calling them...

    Headphones
    TM.

    Venture capitalists who would like to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new business opportunity can PM me.
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    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    80.) It occurs to me as I gaze upon my vast stable of noble steeds that they each fulfill a niche similar to vehicles of the motorized variety:

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    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    81....Never let the people you are riding with, see you take a drink.....When they ask about it, tell them that water is for sissies.
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    If you feel wimpy and weak, get out and train more, ya wee lassie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY View Post
    81....Never let the people you are riding with, see you take a drink.....When they ask about it, tell them that water is for sissies.
    Water is weight... ride dry bastards!
    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY View Post
    81....Never let the people you are riding with, see you take a drink.....When they ask about it, tell them that water is for sissies.
    81a. Never pee during or for at least an hour after a ride, no matter how long the ride is. If you do, you have had too much water. Ya big thirsty sissy.

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