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    Manti Teo's imaginary dead girlfriend....

    Well that's one way to go after publicity...

    http://m.espn.go.com/ncf/story?storyId=8851033
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    On the local sports radio station, that's all they have been talking about since it came out yesterday afternoon. There's been a lot of discussion that he may have been duped (or "catfished" as they are calling it). Apparently, pranks like that go on quite a bit in the world we now live in. But it's still very much up in the air as to whether he was in on it or not. I'll just get some beer and popcorn and watch the show.
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    Manti Teo's imaginary dead girlfriend....

    He either was really duped...and is therefore an idiot...
    OR he was in on it for the publicity...and is therefore an idiot..
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    They just had a high school teammate of Teo's on the phone on the sports radio show. Apparently, Teo went to a private school an hour away from home and always talked about his girlfriends at home, but none of them ever materialized.

    I'm leaning toward him being in on it. One of the speculations is that he may be playing for the wrong team, and trying to cover it up (NTTAWWT).

    Yes, either way he's an idiot and this won't end well for him.
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    What type of tang does it have?
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    The ones I made had a poo tang.

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    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    As has been mentioned ... the underground story is that he's gay and trying to cover up a relationship he had with possibly a member of the Tuiasosopo family who he has been "Good" friends with for a long time.

    Being in the Mental Health field ... I kinds of have to wonder if he's Schizophrenic and trying to cover it up for his football future. If he is ... the relationship would be very, very real to him and been non-existent in reality. Onset for Schizophrenia generally occurs between the ages of 18-25 and can be further induced by Steroids or head trauma ... both of which are prevalent in football.

    Anyway you look at it ... duped, attention, cover up, schizophrenia ... it's a sad story and his stock is dropping faster than Lance Armstrong's at this time.
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    Brent Musberger thinks Teo's imaginary girlfriend is hot.

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    Ooohhh. Conspiracy theory time. Lance is in on it with Deadspin so that it would come out now, to take the spotlight away from Lance.

    The problem I have with that theory is that Lance loves the spotlight. Even when it's his own demise.
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    The ones I made had a poo tang.

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    Just. Wow.

    I sure hope the kid gets whatever help he needs; he's still a great football player.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Spinner View Post
    Brent Musberger thinks Teo's imaginary girlfriend is hot.
    Excellent! Don't mind me if I steal this comment for the water-cooler..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by lazy spinner View Post
    brent musberger thinks teo's imaginary girlfriend was hot.
    fify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Spinner View Post
    Brent Musberger thinks Teo's imaginary girlfriend is hot.
    Have a green dot with my compliments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nater View Post
    fify.
    You too.

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    Kanye..."Look Lance ima let you finish but Manti T'eo was the greatest hoax of all time!"

    Manti now fearing that the money he wired to a member of African royalty may not be coming back to him with the untold millions he was promised.

    Brent Musberger..."remember kids start practicing, Linebackers get the best looking fake girlfriends."


    SEC and Alabama...Real football--real hot girlfriends.

    Jay-z chimed in to let Manti know that he's got 99 problems but a ###ch ain't one.

    I haven't felt this bad for a boyfriend since Otter lost Fawn in that horrible kiln accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatsmybush View Post
    Manti now fearing that the money he wired to a member of African royalty may not be coming back to him with the untold millions he was promised.
    This thread keeps on delivering.
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    I can't seem to muster the brain cells to look into this!,?'... Think I'll let this little oddity pass me by.. Wake me up if it turns out to be the Matrix..

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    I'm all repped out for today.

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    I'm just glad his fake girlfriend is not alive to see all this. It would kill her to see.

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    I listen to ESPN radio quite a bit, but hearing it all day along with Lance was too much. I honestly could give a [email protected] about the whole deal.
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    don't interrupt. i'm watching it on AC LIVE.
    We just don’t realize the most significant moments of our lives when they’re happening
    Back then I thought “well there'll be other days”
    I didn’t realize that was the only day
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    I think the kid is in it up to his eyeballs. He and his dad have made statements that lead me to believe this (reportedly). Even some teammates are starting to out him. And I just heard the ND Spokesman speak of "sorrow and sadness and tragedy?" More like foolishness, stupidity and immaturity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nOOky View Post
    I listen to ESPN radio quite a bit, but hearing it all day along with Lance was too much. I honestly could give a [email protected] about the whole deal.
    Here's something to take your mind of this madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David2mayes View Post
    Anyway you look at it ... duped, attention, cover up, schizophrenia ... it's a sad story and his stock is dropping faster than Lance Armstrong's at this time.

    If he were a quarterback, it would be the case, but he plays linebacker. His stock dropped farther in the National Championship Game, when he was imaginary tackling not imaginary Alabama running backs.
    In the time of battle you don't rise to the occasion you resort to the level of your conditioning...

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