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    Marital bliss

    My wife is even more fun than PO. She just told me, and this is an accurate verbatim quote, "This is all the fault of people like you. It's you bleeding heart liberals. You probably want to give everyone a pony too."
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    I'll sign up for a free pony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    My wife is even more fun than PO. She just told me, and this is an accurate verbatim quote, "This is all the fault of people like you. It's you bleeding heart liberals. You probably want to give everyone a pony too."
    Never accept a gift that eats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Never accept a gift that eats.
    C()d3?
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    So what is it you bleeding heart liberals screwed up this time?
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    Can I get Pie with my Pony?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Never accept a gift that eats.
    I'd accept a pig, they magically turn waste into bacon.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    I'd accept a pig, they magically turn waste into bacon.
    OK...never accept a gift that eats that you aren't planning to butcher and eat in the near future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    My wife is even more fun than PO. She just told me, and this is an accurate verbatim quote, "This is all the fault of people like you. It's you bleeding heart liberals. You probably want to give everyone a pony too."
    I like your missus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paint
    So what is it you bleeding heart liberals screwed up this time?
    If someone is mentally ill and potentially homicidal, but they won't hospitalize him because it's too expensive, I don't think they should put him in jail before he's actually committed a crime. My wife would prefer raising taxes so we can afford to hospitalize the insane, but if we don't have the hospitals she'd prefer to lock them up in jail than to let them possibly kill someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    My wife is even more fun than PO. She just told me, and this is an accurate verbatim quote, "This is all the fault of people like you. It's you bleeding heart liberals. You probably want to give everyone a pony too."
    Ponies are a hole in the backyard that you pour money into. You don't want a pony.
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    Your wife is hot and smart. You should listen to her more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    If someone is mentally ill and potentially homicidal, but they won't hospitalize him because it's too expensive, I don't think they should put him in jail before he's actually committed a crime. My wife would prefer raising taxes so we can afford to hospitalize the insane, but if we don't have the hospitals she'd prefer to lock them up in jail than to let them possibly kill someone.

    You're both effed up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    My wife would prefer raising taxes so we can afford to hospitalize the insane, but if we don't have the hospitals she'd prefer to lock them up in jail than to let them possibly kill someone.
    Maybe we should give them ponies.

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    sure. NOW everybody wants a pony. thanks for nothin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by terry b
    Ponies are a hole in the backyard that you pour money into. You don't want a pony.
    +1 for the John Prine reference.

    Pigs, on the other hand, do become bacon, and BBQ!


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    can i trade my pony for a new bike or frame?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    If someone is mentally ill and potentially homicidal, but they won't hospitalize him because it's too expensive, I don't think they should put him in jail before he's actually committed a crime. My wife would prefer raising taxes so we can afford to hospitalize the insane, but if we don't have the hospitals she'd prefer to lock them up in jail than to let them possibly kill someone.
    I's confused.

    If someone is mentally ill and will possibly harm themselves or someone else, in most states, the system is already set up such that they can be involuntarily committed for 72 hours.

    Having had the seriously [email protected] experience of watching a normally sane person have a psychotic break, I don't really get how locking that person up would have prevented them from hurting themselves or hurting someone else. It's not like you can throw a person suffering from a psychosis into a regular cell, and certainly not one with other people. You'd still need 24 hour supervision, suicide watch, restraints, padded cells, etc. I guess I'm just saying that the true cost, whether they are locked up or committed, is probably closer to the same than the missus thinks. Except, if committed, they can be diagnosed, medicated, and (hopefully) released sooner.

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    So ponies are sort of like boats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TUT2222
    So ponies are sort of like beets?
    fixed it for ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by catzilla
    If someone is mentally ill and will possibly harm themselves or someone else, in most states, the system is already set up such that they can be involuntarily committed for 72 hours.
    Yes, but we were talking about the longer term problem of medicating psychotics until they're lucid and discharging them to the street with a bottle of pills and a prescription but no infrastructure (like a group home) to make sure they take their meds. Think Andrew Goldstein, for instance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohair_chair
    Maybe we should give them ponies.
    Now you're talking!
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrider
    Your wife is hot and smart. You should listen to her more often.
    +10. I'm surprised we didn't make it onto the "hot women with wankers" thread.

    Her complaint is that although I listen, I don't always agree. But we both like a good argument, so it works for us. I so would not want to spend my life with someone who agreed with me too much.
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    i'm gona stop taking my meds , don't listen so muchand only agree when she's wrong
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