Mempnis mom narcs out son for stealing Xanax from her bra
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    Mempnis mom narcs out son for stealing Xanax from her bra

    Gotta love Memphis:
    [Charlie] Boyd's mother ... told officer she awakened before dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra.
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    was she wearing said bra, ewwww!

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    Is that something out of the ordinary?
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    Did they say felching?
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    Why doesn't he just get it off the street, like everyone else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    Gotta love Memphis:
    [Charlie] Boyd's mother ... told officer she awakened before dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra.
    That's classic. I got a "kick" out of this DC headline. You just know the guy will be known as the Superior Dog Kicker from now on.

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    I've never been one to hesitate reaching inside a bra but my mothers? ewwwwwww
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww doesn't begin to cover it (in the case of my own mom..........) way to Oedipal for me..........................
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    Maybe it wasn't his mom but more of his 'mom'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mohair_chair
    Why doesn't he just get it off the street, like everyone else?
    The Xanax or the Mom mammalians?
    "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
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    But won't the Xanax erase his memories of the mam-grab? He must've been tweakin' like a monster to finally resort to snagging that Xanax.
    "I'd do anything to get some sleep right now......, seriously. Anything."

    it's really only super-inappropriate if he lingered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rensho


    it's really only super-inappropriate if he lingered.
    Maybe one of the pills was stuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A from Il
    Maybe one of the pills was stuck?
    Is that a pill in your bra or is it just cold in here...?
    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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