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    Mmmmmm, Baby Carrots, Wait, Whaaaaaa!!??

    What other lies are they feeding us??? Jumbo Shrimp?? Chicken fingers??

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/baby-...b03d8b7b9ec7f4

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    English muffins... and...
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    Add baby back ribs to the list of things not made from babies as well. I felt like such a fool when I found that out. How could I have been so easily duped?
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    Quote Originally Posted by craiger_ny View Post
    Add baby back ribs to the list of things not made from babies as well.
    Baby powder contains no dried, bleached, and pulverized infant.
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    And ladyfingers have no bones. As a kid, I was so disappointed....

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    Thankfully, Rocky Mountain oysters really are oysters. I just wonder where there is an ocean hidden in the Rockies. Must not have been discovered yet, I guess.

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    But Baby Oil is definitely made from the rendered fat of babies.
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    Kaffir limes don't actually contain kaffirs, racist connotations notwithstanding.
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    Moon Pies are not made from Moon Rocks ground to make Moon flour.

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    Angel food cake does not contain real angels.

    Ditto for devil's food cake.

    Pigs in a blanket contains pork, but not any blankets.

    Toad-in-the-hole, you guessed it--no toads. Not even a hole, really.

    German chocolate cake doesn't have any Germans, though I once saw a French waiter drop a platter of silverware as he was walking by one--probably a reflex action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Thankfully, Rocky Mountain oysters really are oysters. I just wonder where there is an ocean hidden in the Rockies. Must not have been discovered yet, I guess.
    They just have to keep it secret. See, RMO are particularly sensitive, and if some yahoos go whacking around in their environment, bad things can happen. Even an errant soccer ball from a kid might hit a couple that think they are safely hidden in the dark, and the aftermath of that.... you might not believe the shock to the system.
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    Donut holes - now that's just mind-blowing.

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    And hot dogs have only traces of dog.

    Fig Newtons have no Newton at all!




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    My Extra Virgin Olive Oil was NOT made from Virgins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    My Extra Virgin Olive Oil was NOT made from Virgins.
    virgins before U got ahold of 'em?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    virgins before U got ahold of 'em?
    someone rep this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiQuaeQuod View Post
    Baby powder contains no dried, bleached, and pulverized infant.
    This is why we need truth in labeling. At this point I can't be sure that anything I buy these days contains or is derived from actual babies. Except baby oil if I am to take tlg's word for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    And hot dogs have only traces of dog.

    Fig Newtons have no Newton at all!
    You ever drop a Fig Newton?

    I rest my case.

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