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    New survey in response to the Audi survey disclosure

    Yesterday a published survey disclosed that Audi drivers were more likely to "cheat" on their spouses or significant others than the drivers of any other cars. The reasons are clearly articulated in the survey results and available for interested parties to review.

    My question is similar but asks the question of bike riders.

    Have you ever had the itch, not the itch from riding too many KMs, miles and drinking too much beer. I mean the itch to do it with someone other than the spouse. More to the point did you do it? How was it? Did you do it more than once. If you do it again can I watch, opps sorry that is not part of the survey and FINALLY.

    What brand of bike do do ride?

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    This should go well.

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    Can you draw us a picture? I am not sure what this "it" you are talking about is.

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    I had an itch once but it was nearly impossible to get it properly through all that spandex
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    I always liked Jimmy Carter's comment:
    I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.
    An honest man, I thought--although I don't know about the God stuff.

    OTOH, acting on those thoughts--that is the road to ruin, since it destroys the trust at the heart of a marriage and pretty much will only end badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velodaver View Post
    Yesterday a published survey disclosed that Audi drivers were more likely to "cheat" on their spouses or significant others than the drivers of any other cars. The reasons are clearly articulated in the survey results and available for interested parties to review.

    My question is similar but asks the question of bike riders.

    Have you ever had the itch, not the itch from riding too many KMs, miles and drinking too much beer. I mean the itch to do it with someone other than the spouse. More to the point did you do it? How was it? Did you do it more than once. If you do it again can I watch, opps sorry that is not part of the survey and FINALLY.

    What brand of bike do do ride?
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    I dunno about bike brands, but I do know that people who use the forum in hybrid mode are known to be cheaters and liars.
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    Ha ha ha what the f... is Hybrid mode? Must look into that. Come on Creeky tell us how you got those knees. Not in an Audi I'll wager. By the way the Peugeot drivers were rated least likely to cheat and what do I have sitting, in Royal Blue splendor in my driveway in the South of France while I sip rose and dream of cycling Mont Ventoux yet again a f...ing Peugeot. Hit me Creeky.

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    Oh my, this is going to be fun.
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    Other surveys found that


    Male corvette survey responders owned more gold chains than other car owners.
    Dodge ram owners dipped more snuff.
    Prius surveys found they owned more artwork.
    BMW surveys found owners were the opposite of porcupines.
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    all I know is guys who ride Trek's are dicks.
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    "the itch"?

    the only itch I remember is one I got from your mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velodaver View Post

    My question is similar but asks the question of bike riders.
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    Do Trek owners make good cheaters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustTooBig View Post
    "the itch"?

    the only itch I remember is one I got from your mom.
    Bwaaahhhhhh!
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    OK so just to get this thing going, because no one has disclosed any "Information of Value" an old publishing term, I am going to admit publicly right here on these pages that I ride a SEVEN (it's a brand you dirty bugger). I also have a Specialized S-Works, Roubaix SL3 in my garage that I like a lot (and an old steel frame that I put on the trainer). I have never looked at another woman without wondering what it might be like. I have even had the pleasure a few times and at the ripe old age of 63 have more time to reflect and ride.

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    I'm not even going to respond to this thread...oh.....wait...
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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    I have done it with many other woman. I have gone fast, slow, over and over, for hours on end. My wife approves though since she doesn't like to do it because she can't keep up with me, even when I go real slow and easy

    I ride a BMC
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    New survey in response to the Audi survey disclosure

    My primary ride is an IF, and yes I have been known to occasionally "cheat" with other bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustTooBig View Post
    "the itch"?

    the only itch I remember is one I got from your mom.
    wow, she was 89 years old with Alzheimer's, doesn't say much for you does it?

    One must be careful when tossing about mom jokes, kinda out of bounds around these parts.

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    I know what you mean Doc, when I got the S-Works I felt guilty when I took it out and left the SEVEN behind.

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    I'm not married, I wouldn't understand.
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    There's another survey question.

    Do Unmarried Cycling enthusiasts have more bikes than married ones.

    I am married. I have a 12 year old SEVEN and a S-Works Roubaix and an old steel frame.

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